Tuesday, April 26, 2005

vinter collection

"My dad is 70, my mother is 60. The chances of another Kapil are close to zero."
-- Kapil Dev on being asked when India will see another Kapil Dev

he may be a match fixer, but he's got a bit of a sense of humour, what say?

Monday, April 25, 2005

MAS-KQN-MAS

All tickets for Chennai chapter sorted. We are well on our way!

Ticket details:

ONWARD
0605 Nagercoil Exp. S10 1-12
Departure: 20:30, arrival at Kodi Rd 5:50 a.m.

RETURN
0616 MDU Chennai Exp. S4 1-12
Departure: 20:02, arrival at Central 7:20 a.m.

As you can see, we have complete loo domination in both cases. We can charge toll and accumulate riches.
More money, more intoxication, more fun-joy!

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Green Cross spotted. Blue Church- here we come!

Buggendranaths of Bikang!

Kodi Welcomes You.
Welcome to the Queen of Hillstations.
Zion Matriculation.
No God.

All this and more, 13th-15th May.

Tickets? Sorted.
Acco? Sorted.
Aziz? Sorted.
Mushies? heh heh heh

Aaa ja reeeeeee. It's the time to.

NKOTB (Non Kodiguys Of The Bikang) , you will be missed... whenever we're in position to do so!

Beeeeeeeeeeeees.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Updates for Kodai trip

TRIPPERS !

Dates are absolutely, positively, confirmed. May 13th through the 15th.

Accomodation: "Taj" Villa Retreat Paradise Escape Resort has been provisionally booked. Acco man is Ranga. It costs Rs. 800 per head for accomodation for both nights. A draft has to be sent by the end of this week to confirm these rooms.

Travel: Labdee is the person to contact. Pandian Express runs every day, so it might be our best bet. Roundtrip fare works out to roughly Rs. 450 for 2nd class sleeper reservation.

Other Costs: Getting from Kodai Road to the venue of pulasthication. Pulasthication itself. Food. Miscellany.

Cash: Cash can be paid in at The Place, The Place Above, Top Terrace or D & Z. Those who need temporary cover, please inform at the earliest. (hat-tip to Torvic)

Contact: Ranga, Labdee, Shengar

Monday, April 18, 2005

WiOrLoWeWiBoo

where's the video??! impatient masses demand.

and the oscar for the best sports documentary goes to...

V

unholy matrimony

long time no post - excuse to forward mail.

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These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!

Disclaimer: SENDER IS not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail


Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a
good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u
welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset
my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~

i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She
may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which The
entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have
one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain't it unique? 1 brother 1 sister criteria!)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I
am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late
come on ........ hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow I
amlooking onegirlshe careme and loveme lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as
in KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
much, ain't he?)

i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY
MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD
NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing)

whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone
bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she
would bde called the lady of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love
the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)

iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)

iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor??)

my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation!)

Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.
IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good
looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already
expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purushan)

iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily. I
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)

i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will
get one soon.)

i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the mahalakshmi.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Upcoming events for bikang

Cheked the a/c parabala asalasaw.
Lover set not setting preblam.
Coneted the a/c is working ok.
Comming the srevies tormor morning fast cool.
Brokne the balls.

And now....... (drumroll please)

KODAI TRIP !!!!!

May 13th 14th and 15th

We need to organize tickets and accomodation quickly.

Thus far, the people on board are:

Shengar
iiii
Ranga
Sagarmal
Ca and Lab Dee
Krakul and Snon
DruckB DruckB
Fleshy
The Starch
Soomanthrakaali
Jake
Torvic Sadpra
Steerman

And that makes 15.......

Others, get on board. It's time to go to kodai.
It's a fear being here anyhow. Anyway, "mama mama" is common.

Monday, April 04, 2005

Death of a fellow countryman

With the death of the pope, I request all my Polish brethren to unite and stand tall amidst this ongoing tragedy.

The real reason of this post is to express my disapointment in the Church's almost primitive methods of confirming that the Pope really is no more.


"When the Pope dies, the administrator of the property and the revenues of the Holy See -- who is known as Cardinal Camerlengo -- first verifies the Pontiff's death. This is done by striking the Pope's forehead gently thrice with a silver hammer and asking him, using his Baptismal name, whether he is dead." :-O

Read this for full story - http://in.rediff.com/news/2005/apr/01cspec.htm

What audacity! How dare they strike this kind old man on his forehead with a hammer. Imagine if he's not dead and is just in a state of comatose. How do you think the Pope will feel when he wakes up and his head is all bruised up? Moreover, the sheer mock in the question process when they actually ask "Hey Pope John Paul II, are you dead?" is completely unacceptable. I mean - give the guy a break. How's he supposed to answer that? "Hell no - I won't go"?

This head beating tradition has to stop. It's all because he's Polish. Bah!

AXE out.