here's to death!

http://news-service.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505

http://www.ikissyou.org/

Please please please visit this site. And then the guy.

Them turks , i tell you. Do we know anyone???? hmmmmm

arre yaar mera compact disc?

There is hope!

Shanky has surfaced!

Words everywhere!

Mebbe some will find their way to this blog?

Psaighnn? official pic uploader, where art?

Others... what would the 'etc' be in the line "music like Lionel Ritchie... etc"?

this guy was a national selector?

"Everybody says John Wright did a good job, but what exactly did he do? He could not rectify Sourav Ganguly's short-pitched delivery problem for five years."

Ashok Malhotra, the former Indian Test batsman, disappointed after not being considerd for the coaching position

vinter collection

"My dad is 70, my mother is 60. The chances of another Kapil are close to zero."
-- Kapil Dev on being asked when India will see another Kapil Dev

he may be a match fixer, but he's got a bit of a sense of humour, what say?

MAS-KQN-MAS

All tickets for Chennai chapter sorted. We are well on our way!

Ticket details:

ONWARD
0605 Nagercoil Exp. S10 1-12
Departure: 20:30, arrival at Kodi Rd 5:50 a.m.

RETURN
0616 MDU Chennai Exp. S4 1-12
Departure: 20:02, arrival at Central 7:20 a.m.

As you can see, we have complete loo domination in both cases. We can charge toll and accumulate riches.
More money, more intoxication, more fun-joy!

Green Cross spotted. Blue Church- here we come!

Buggendranaths of Bikang!

Kodi Welcomes You.
Welcome to the Queen of Hillstations.
Zion Matriculation.
No God.

All this and more, 13th-15th May.

Tickets? Sorted.
Acco? Sorted.
Aziz? Sorted.
Mushies? heh heh heh

Aaa ja reeeeeee. It's the time to.

NKOTB (Non Kodiguys Of The Bikang) , you will be missed... whenever we're in position to do so!

Beeeeeeeeeeeees.

Updates for Kodai trip

TRIPPERS !

Dates are absolutely, positively, confirmed. May 13th through the 15th.

Accomodation: "Taj" Villa Retreat Paradise Escape Resort has been provisionally booked. Acco man is Ranga. It costs Rs. 800 per head for accomodation for both nights. A draft has to be sent by the end of this week to confirm these rooms.

Travel: Labdee is the person to contact. Pandian Express runs every day, so it might be our best bet. Roundtrip fare works out to roughly Rs. 450 for 2nd class sleeper reservation.

Other Costs: Getting from Kodai Road to the venue of pulasthication. Pulasthication itself. Food. Miscellany.

Cash: Cash can be paid in at The Place, The Place Above, Top Terrace or D & Z. Those who need temporary cover, please inform at the earliest. (hat-tip to Torvic)

Contact: Ranga, Labdee, Shengar

WiOrLoWeWiBoo

where's the video??! impatient masses demand.

and the oscar for the best sports documentary goes to...

V

unholy matrimony

long time no post - excuse to forward mail.

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These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!

Disclaimer: SENDER IS not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail


Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a
good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u
welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset
my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~

i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She
may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which The
entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have
one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain't it unique? 1 brother 1 sister criteria!)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I
am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late
come on ........ hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow I
amlooking onegirlshe careme and loveme lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as
in KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
much, ain't he?)

i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY
MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD
NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing)

whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone
bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she
would bde called the lady of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love
the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)

iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)

iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor??)

my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation!)

Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.
IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good
looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already
expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purushan)

iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily. I
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)

i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will
get one soon.)

i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the mahalakshmi.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)

Upcoming events for bikang

Cheked the a/c parabala asalasaw.
Lover set not setting preblam.
Coneted the a/c is working ok.
Comming the srevies tormor morning fast cool.
Brokne the balls.

And now....... (drumroll please)

KODAI TRIP !!!!!

May 13th 14th and 15th

We need to organize tickets and accomodation quickly.

Thus far, the people on board are:

Shengar
iiii
Ranga
Sagarmal
Ca and Lab Dee
Krakul and Snon
DruckB DruckB
Fleshy
The Starch
Soomanthrakaali
Jake
Torvic Sadpra
Steerman

And that makes 15.......

Others, get on board. It's time to go to kodai.
It's a fear being here anyhow. Anyway, "mama mama" is common.

we live in a world of prize fools

Was Taj Mahal a Shiv temple?

March 24, 2005 13:13 IST
Last Updated: March 24, 2005 13:34 IST

Bharatiya Janata Party leader Vinay Katiyar on Wednesday claimed that the Taj Mahal in Agra was actually a Shiva temple built by Raja Jai Singh and was named 'Tejo Mai Mahal'.

"This fact finds mention in the book Badshahnama by Abdul Hamid Lahori, a close associate of Mughal emperor Shah Jahan," Katiyar said in Lucknow.

Also Read Taj is more beautiful than me Have you seen Taj by moonlight SC allows night viewing of Taj Mahal

That the Taj Mahal was a graveyard "is only a half truth", Katiyar said.

He added: "It is no doubt a graveyard as Shah Jahan brought back the body of his wife Mumtaz Mahal from Burahanpur village, where she died, and buried it in the temple after removing the Shivalinga."

"It actually belongs to us (Hindus) and we will do everything possible to reclaim it," Katiyar said.

He added that a 'Shankar Sena' would soon be formed and Damrus distributed among the people to create awareness on this issue.

His statement came close on the heels of claims of ownership of the Taj by the Shia community and Uttar Pradesh Sunni Waqf Board with the support of UP Minister for Parliamentary Affairs Azam Khan.

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Hello all.

I bring you the original lyrics of Shrill Girls – the "tongue twister" that we all know so well and love so much. The original is by Dylan Thomas, would you believe it?!! (Kishore...?)

Ok here goes... enjoy.

And the shrill girls giggle and master around him and squeal as they clutch and thrash, and he blubbers away downhill with his patched pants falling, and his tear-splashed blush burns all the way as the triumphant bird-like sisters scream with buttons in their claws and the bully brothers hoot after him his little nickname and his mother's shame and his father's wickedness with the loose wild barefoot women of the hovels of the hills. It all means nothing at all, and, howling for his milky mum, for her cawl and buttermilk and cowbreath and Welshcakes and the fat birth-smelling bed and moonlit kitchen of her arms, he'll never forget as he paddles blind home through the weeping end of the world. Then his tormentors tussle and run to the Cockle Street sweet-shop, their pennies sticky as honey, to buy from Miss Myfanwy Price, who is cocky and neat as a puff-bosomed robin and her small round buttocks tight as ticks, gobstoppers big as wens that rainbow as you suck, brandyballs, wine-gums, hundreds and thousands, liquorice sweet as sick, nugget to tug and ribbon out like another red rubbery tongue, gum to glue in girls' curls, crimson coughdrops to spit blood, ice-cream cornets, dandelion-and-burdock, raspberry and cherryade, pop goes the weasel and the wind.

I want to know what he was on...

inees sendoff kingly cuptrophy oneday(ISKCON)

hear ye hear all

come sunday its the inees sendoff kingly cuptrophy oneday(ISKCON)
this particular cuptrophy will be played in a limited over format with each
team playing every other in the league phase and the best two playing the grand final

matches will be of 10 overs an innings with a 2.3 over floating field restriction(F)(which stipulates that all fielders should remain within the half terrace circle(HTA))and also behave themselves while at it

the batting captain will get to choose when the F gets enforced

ICC LBW(International cricket council lg before wicket) rules will apply

(one of those) will be no balled

the concept of "once" is now history

captains and teams will be announced soon

so hear ye hear all and show up by 4 pm on sunday at top tee

otherwise all shall be punished

for any suggestions or clarifications regarding the playing conditions please feel free to contact the BCCB

for BCCB

iiii

bikang blooms in march

bikang blooms in march | its now truly a fear being ere anyow 


here a bloom there a bloom everywhere a bloom bloom

the bikes are blooming all over town

junior bikes are cropping up

bikes are getting n-gaged some even married

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

whatte louly its going to be this year

eenees = feenees | feb 26th viraj's beach house 

Enter the Bikang

Enter the Bikang: "Bangalore, reeling from the imminent live band ban, is going to miss out."

whats with these bangalore guys taking out live bans.....
its a fear being ere anyow.......
hoysala cops mustve decided to take out some severe action.....
its a fear being ere anyow

Eagles or Mark Knopfler or Norah Jones?

Eagles coming to India!

Sumit Bhattacharya in Bangalore | February 07, 2005 15:05 IST (Rediff)


Sting may have left crowds in Bangalore and New Delhi begging for more, but the swell season continues for rock music enthusiasts in India.

The Eagles (best known in these parts for their anthem Hotel California) are due to tour India, possibly sometime in June, according to sources close to the proceedings.

That is, of course, besides the Mark Knopfler treat confirmed for March first week.

The former Dire Straits frontman (who, we hear, is Sachin Tendulkar's favourite musician) with one of the most instantly identifiable guitar sounds in the history of music will play in Delhi and Mumbai. He has returned to music from a near fatal motorcycle accident last March with Shangri La, named after the studio the album was recorded in.

Bangalore, reeling from the imminent live band ban, is going to miss out.

There are also whispers of Norah Jones, Pandit Ravi Shankar's daughter who created a sensation at the Grammies with her debut album Come Away With Me, performing in India.

"She is, of course, among the smaller artistes who the event managers are in talks with," say sources.

its a paaaarty invite by balajing sathish kumar 

Man urinates his way out of avalanche | The Register

Man urinates his way out of avalanche | The Register: "Hot on the heels of the tremendous news that beer can help fight cancer, we are delighted to report that a Slovak man trapped in his car by an avalanche urinated his way to freedom after working his way through 60 half-litre bottles of beer.

According to Ananova, Richard Kral was off on holiday when the snow swallowed his Audi in the Tatra mountains. Initially, he tried to dig his way out via the car's window, but soon realised that the snow would fill the vehicle long before he could break free.
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Mercifully, he had stocked up on essential supplies of alcohol and quickly formulated a cunning plan: 'I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there.'

Rescuers eventually found Kral staggering drunk on a mountain path four days after his ordeal began."