Thursday, January 24, 2008

CHROME?



A store that sells shoes, bags and general leather accessories.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Outstanding name!

Dabur has hit the jackpot with this one. Given that the company name is Dabur, it seems fitting...


Monday, January 07, 2008

Lets stop being "nice" and just come back, please!

The word "fair" has more meaning than what seems to be made of it. In the international cricketing world, the word seems to mean of fair skin. This is not the first time we have been screwed and i am sure this will not be the last time either.

Mark Benson and Steve Bucknor defy logic, Ricky ponting has no clue of the term "in the spirit of the game", pitted against a bunch of cheaters and cocks we stand no chance of saving our face. So for once can we stop being nice and refuse these invitations of wanting to be kicked in our nuts and smile about it.

Harbhajan Singh in the midst of all this has been banned for 3 matches following some supposed racist remark he made at Adrew Symonds. If that is to be the case, i guess from Steve Waugh to Ricky Ponting and their respective men in between should still be serving bans for all the wonderful things they have said and done in their times. We never complain because we are nice guys.

Fuck this shit about being nice and lets get our team back home, lets stop this farce, lets make some noise.

As for Steve Bucknor, he is just an old fool.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

A book that sells itself.....

Bikes,

The Evil Wife and I were browsing through a bookstore in SFO when we came across this book. I can't imagine why anyone would want to read it especially if the title is descriptive....

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Fear not. Help is near.


Thailand - why the list? And why not the blog?

And what about Umreeka based goats? Air-fare? need more info...

Blogendra groupnath!

Bikes,

Who is moderator for yahoogroups thingummajiggy? Please to be deleting my gorf id and adding my gmail id. Muchest thanks.

Gorfus Horribulus

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Daddy Run or Dial Champak or just Die Laughing

WHETHER YOU are a King or Pauper a few drops of rain will fall on you during the rainy season. You may be in an A/c Office but the rain chases you when you hit for home. Living in a Champak Estates house, your Car Drives into the Covered zone. You return safely into your wife’s arms cuddled like a baby. “O how choweet you are” says she. Well buddy, thank Champak, (A) for Keeping you warm (B) for Keeping you in Good Books of your wife (C) Protecting you School – Going Children. Champak Is a friend of your entire family (Strictly excluding your jeans – Clad, Navel Exposing, Low necked plumpy Office Seceretary). “Daddy Mummy’s after you with her usual Chappathi roller. She as read you mind. Run Daddy run”. Dial Champak 64565374/9884417574.

The Hindu, Property Plus, Page7, Saturday August 4, 2007

Random Oyins


Went shopping for various oyins today and found some real gems. They appear oh-so-appetizing!





Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Well done the shankys!!

Muchest Thanks Kanchana and shengur and of course the evil matriarch who took the pain to laminate and deliver all of this









The world is at an end... India introduces paan flavored condoms.

This is by far the weirdest shit I have ever come across. And believe me, I have come across some really weird shit. What makes it that f'in weird? IT WON A A TASTE TEST!!!

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/07/17/india.condom.ap/index.html

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Jakes' Cake

In which Jake learnt that most valuable of lessons in life...
you can't have your cake and eat it too!



DYK: This idiom was first recorded in the English language in 1546 as "wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?" (John Heywood's 'A dialogue Conteinyng the Nomber in Effect of All the Prouerbes in the Englishe Tongue') alluding to the impossibility of eating your cake and still having it afterwards; the modern version being a corruption, first signalled in 1812.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Follow the link

For those not in the yagoo krup, events of 07.07.07 below

http://www.flickr.com/photos/9849179@N05/sets/72157600731149042

40 or bust



A little late but nonetheless here it is...

Happy Belated Baarthday Pam.

Calling all Bikes!

Fellow Bikes of America,

It is time for the All-America-Asalasaw! Let us put our heads and our bottles of Old Monk together for a grand gala celebration of Bike-dom / Bikangery / Bike-ness.

I would like to propose an All-America-Asalasaw to welcome new candidates such as Jake and Ling to the US of A. Let's give it a bang in the industry...

I think middle of August to the end of August is an appropriate time-frame. Think up locations, bikes!

If mid-west is a scene, I can host. If DC area is a scene, I'm in. If the Dees even exist, I'll be thrilled.

Speaking of incentives, asalasaw and Old Monk, I have one bottle and access to a rather large supply... Speak up, speak out and drink up! Where will it be?