Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
... my god, what have i been missing... hyawwathaaaaaaaaaaaa (chop chop)
peace
z
Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
... my god, what have i been missing... hyawwathaaaaaaaaaaaa (chop chop)
peace
z
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Above Chuck Norris, there's only God. But when Chuck Norris gets angry, they temporarily exchange places
Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Neither is Chuck Norris.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard
Apparently, that last one is one of Chuck Norris' personal favourites.
ya....too wild .....just checked it out on youtube
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