Friday, March 31, 2006

Bikgang to rock Durban

Easter Weekend - Itenary for Mr. V.Prasad and young bloods

Day 1 - 14/04 - Drive from Centurion to Durban along the scenic N3 conecting Jo berg and Durban....Arrive at durban by noon..head to Sun Coast for Lunch, Gambling, Beach, Beer, Chicks (or lack of it is better).....By evening depart to Sibaya Zulu village to witness some traditional Zulu life style incuding a wild dance and naked chicks....Drinks , Dinner and Party at Krakatoa...

Day 2 - 15/04 - visit to Essenwood durban Flea Market....Head to Ushaka Marine World for Snorkelling, Shark Dives (Zambezi sharks and Ragged Toothed heros from Jaws).... Beach, Dolphinarium, Aquarium. Later in the evening head to Transafrican express on Durban Waterfront for Drinks and Dinner. Boys night out at Teazers (Durbans finest strip club

Day 3 - 16/04 - Depart early for a 3 hour drive to Drakensberg Garden Hotel. Hire Quad bikes (Bikgang that we are) and on our way to the Sani Pass Pub (Highest pub in Southern hemisphere). Drinks and Lunch at Sani pass pub. Cross the border into Lesotho for some fun and adventure. Drive back to Durban for dinner and drinks by the beach.

Day 4 - 17/04 - Visit to Victoria Street Market for curio shopping....Mr. V.Prasad and young bloods leave durban on a long drive back to centurion through the same scenic N3.

Ofcourse before Mr. V.Prasad reaches Durban he would have crossed many 'robots'.



Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Why's there no Moon?

In a rather disturbing development, there aint been no moon in Chennai for 10 days now. And its new moon day only today!

How do we know there's no moon? Well, we haven't seen one. Inspite of our best efforts to locate our celestial companion.

What can we do? To ensure that the moon's OK, anybody in any part of the world, who sights the moon in the next day or two (after the new moon day), please report. Then we'll know whether the problem is confined to Chennai or not.

After that what we'll do, I dont know. Hopefully the moon will surface by then.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

dear broudher, jai shankar iyer

dear broudher, jai shankar iyer

time you stopped to wander, as a louner

and find your made for each oudher

as we will wonder, nou and forever

you will make a smaller stouter


harr harr harr

that will make your father moudher and sister(s)

happy tougedher along with houdher

dear broudher.........

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Beggar with Leadership Qualities.....................

writes a poem for his better half!!

Here it goes...........................................................Abstract Poetry!!!!!!!

Houdher.....My Broudher.......
(Alomost).......Like a son to my Father and Moudher.........

Almost like a Broudher..
To my Sister(s)

Daughter of my Father and Moudher...

You are like a dear Broudher...
I wish you well in all you do

And one day I wish you a happy screw..
And one day when you do screw anoudher...

You know who wished you well....

Your Broudher.....

PS: As told by Self..even the spellings...!

Monday, March 20, 2006

Wht an apt name!!!

DIC-K to contest all 140 Assembly seats in Kerala

The Karunakaran-led Democratic Indira Congress on Monday ruled out going back to the Congress or fighting the Assembly elections in Kerala on the 'hand' symbol and said the DIC-K would field candidates in all the 140 constituencies....

More at:

It ends with

"When the DIC-K left the Congress 10 months ago, everyone said nothing would happen if Karunakaran left the party," he said.

- narahoo

Friday, March 17, 2006

Stupid yanks

Curtis Gokey isn't the kind of guy to take any guff from anyone — not even himself.
Gokey is suing the city of Lodi, Calif., for damages because a dump truck backed into his car.

The only problem is, Gokey, a Lodi city employee, was the guy driving the dump truck.
Even though he admitted that the fender bender was his fault, Gokey filed a $3,600 claim against the city for damage to his private vehicle, the Associated Press reports.
The city, noting that he was basically suing himself, shot the suit down.
But Gokey, obviously not one to be bothered by semantics, wasn't deterred. He and his wife, Rhonda, filed a new claim under her name — this time for $4,800.
Why the increase in the payout? Car got more valuable? Typo? Hardly.
"I'm not as nice as my husband is," she said.
But city attorney Steve Schwabauer isn't amused.,2933,188147,00.html

- narahoo

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Man marries Goat

Gross... but it was too funny, I couldn't resist.

"A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife".

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Village elders ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay dowry for the goat, because he had used it as his wife.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. "

Read full article here:

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

Movie : Operation Diamond Rocket
Lyric : Chi UdayaShankar
Music : GK Venkatesh
Voice : RajKumar

if you come today it's too early
if you come tomorrow it's too late
you pick the time tick tick tick tick tick tick
if you say morning no no it's not good
if you say evening no no it's too bad
if you say noon no no it's not the time
what did you say nothing oh it's all right
you pick the time tick tick tick tick tick tick
million times beating my heart
million dreams haunt my heart
million memories squeez my heart
million desires stinging my heart
you pick the time tick tick tick tick tick tick

long live kannada

long live dr.rajkumar

wah rich

timeproof beauty

Been dreaming abt this all my life!!!

OSLO: A woman thought she was in heaven when beer instead of water flowed from the taps in her apartment in west Norway.

"I turned on the tap to clean some knives and forks and beer came out," Haldis Gundersen said from her home in Kristiansund, west Norway. "We thought we were in heaven."

Beer in Norway is among the most expensive in the world with a 0.4 liter (0.7 pint) costing about 50 crowns ($7.48) in a bar.

Gundersen said she tried the beer but that it tasted a bit odd and was not fizzy.

It turned out that a worker in a bar two floors below had mixed up the pipes on Saturday evening, wrongly connecting a new barrel to a water pipe leading to Gundersen's flat. The bar got water in its beer taps.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

"life is shabby without you baby, gundello gubba gubba"

I have spotted the song that will, if not surpass at least be a worthy contender to "If you come today (the tick tick tick tick tick tick song)" :)

The title of this song is "life is shabby without you baby, gundello gubba gubba"! It's from the 1986 Telugu movie 'Padamati Sandhya Ragam' and has world-famous drummer Sivamani doing the honours on screen, with SPB as music director and playback singer. Here are some links about the movie/song:

I haven't been able to get the video although there were a couple of links .rm and BitTorrent files of the whole movie.

Whoever finds the video/audio gets 100/50 Bikang points! Happy Hunting!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Wotaymatch! Wotaymatch!

The best ODI - ever. And to think that I was just 40 Kms away! If only I had taken Inees' advice and made it there somehow - even though it was sold out.


Engineering college-la padichi Engineer aagalaam. Aana Presidency Collegela padichi president aaga mudiyuma?

Bus stop kitta wait pannina Bus varum... Full Stop kitta wait pannina Full varuma?

Airtel Mobile vachirundalum... Aircel Mobile vachirundalum... thumumbodhu Hutch -nu thaan satham Varum

Gold vachi gold chain pannalam ana cycle vachi cycle chain panna mudiyuma?

Nee evalo periya padipaliya irundhalum exam hall-la poi padikka mudiyadhu...

School testla bit adikkalaam... college testla bit adikkalaam... aanna blood testla bit adikka mudiyuma?

Enna thaan naai nandri ullatha irunthalum, athala Thank You solla mudiyathu!

Aayiram thaan irundhalum aayirathi onnu than perusu.

Kasu irundha call taxi. Kasu illaina kaal than taxi!

Kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum... Aana kovil mani nammala adicha raththam thaan varum.

Pant pottu muttipoda mudiyum, aanaa muttipottu pant poda mudiyumaa?

Friday, March 10, 2006

Friday, March 03, 2006

February - what a short month!

All that plus more only in about 24 days. Next time we'll aim for a longer month! Sorry for all the hangovers and thanks for the sore throat! :)


AXE and Honey out!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Speed addicts !!!!

1st March 2006 0110 hrs

Speed kills but thrills!!! Whatte wild nite...

Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door...

St. Peter (read Speed) opens those Pearly Gates!!

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Mapu, Khysore, do the deed, get the pics...

Whatte February!

Captain's food and dose of TT went down quite well!

End of my chronicling of parties, as reminded by Lodd (Its back to soberdom)

One clap to the 316s.