Friday, July 28, 2006

Hasselhoff Not Drunk

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=228860&GT1=7703

Publicist: Hasselhoff Was Sick, Not Drunk
Jul 27, 12:45 PM EST
The Associated Press

"LONDON -- A spokesperson for David Hasselhoff denied a report Thursday that the former "Baywatch" and "Knight Rider" star had been turned away from a
British Airways flight because he was drunk.

Judy Katz, the actor's publicist, called the story by the tabloid Sun "totally untrue."Katz said Hasselhoff had not been drinking, but felt unwell after taking some medication for a recent arm injury and wasn't able to get on a flight Wednesday from Heathrow Airport to Los Angeles.

The Sun reported the actor had been told he could not board the flight because he was drunk. Witnesses told the newspaper Hasselhoff appeared to have trouble standing and told staff he was upset about his divorce from Pamela Bach. The divorce was finalized Wednesday in a Los Angeles court. Hasselhoff, 54, was allowed to get on a later flight, the newspaper said.

The airline said only that a male passenger had been refused boarding after he was deemed unfit to travel.

"They gave him some strong antibiotics and he got sick at the airport," Katz said. "He couldn't get on the plane. It was his choice. He got on the later flight."

Last month, the actor sliced four tendons and an artery in a shaving accident at his London hotel.

Earlier this month, there were press reports that an intoxicated Hasselhoff had to be removed from the All England Club, which presents the Wimbledon tennis championships. He denied the claim. "


Shaving accident?! Hmm...

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

CHUCK THIS OUT !!!

It started with a random mail from 'he-who-should-never-be-named' but when i gooogloegloed it... well, the rest will say the rest...

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

... my god, what have i been missing... hyawwathaaaaaaaaaaaa (chop chop)

peace

z




Thursday, July 20, 2006

But Why?


Many Thanks Mapu!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Monday, July 10, 2006

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Long time no post post

Hello World! Hello Children!!

Sumant, remember December, don't manjoe.