Friday, December 30, 2005

Monday, December 26, 2005

Company Policy

As an over worked employee, I know...

Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Bereavement Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, and
alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Yuletide Spirits

'Tis that time of the year.

Happy vibes to ye all!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Nonbass Returns

People! Finally, (like really finally) just a few hours before I land in Chennai, I thought I'll put up at least one post in this magnificent blog. It's provided me hours of entertainment, and sadly the only contribution I've made is change my blog name (It's a long story.I'll tell you later.)

The title sounds like it's a really bad sequel to a superhero movie, but hey, you get the point. I'm back in India for 5 weeks, 4 of which will be spent in Chennai. Couple of weddings to attend, family reunion, catching up with friends, and of course, severe partying with copious quantities of everything. For you guys, this'll probably be like an extended version of your average weekend. For me, it's a much needed holiday.

I don't have any of your numbers, so I'll just land up at Studio on Thursday, bald head and all. And the fun and games will begin. Looking forward to seeing you all.

Oh, btw, I'm typing this in Singapore, at the airport. This is now truly a global blogal...

Monday, December 12, 2005

thalaiva

happy birthday superstar

Friday, December 09, 2005

Rest in Peace, Ola....

In a legal argument by Senator George Graham Vest:

"The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has, he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most.

A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its clouds upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him and the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous is his dog.

Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master's side.

He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer. He will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.

If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying him to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes and death takes the master in its embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even to death."

Saturday, December 03, 2005

If you like Star Wars, run like hell...

Here is a fine "adaptation" of our favorite space epic. You'll need flash. Pictures from the movie with captions. Hilariously gross to hilariously disgusting. You'll never look at Chewie the same again...

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/swflash.html

Friday, December 02, 2005

The Doors of Perception - Aldous Huxley

www.mescaline.com/huxley.htm

december the second

ok.nursery rhyme time
-----------------------
rain rain go away
bikang and india want to play
rain rain go away
sri lanka also wants to play
rain rain go away
sachin wants to play and so does caddy
rain rain go away
come again another day
fin.

Loom - Miles_Gurtu

I got to hear the song 'Loom' from the album 'Miles_Gurtu' by Robert Miles and Trilok Gurtu with Jon Thorne on Bass. I have been repeatedly playing this song non-stop for 2 days now! Haven't done that since '1-2 Beaucoup' from Glimpse by Trilok Gurtu.

Exhilarating!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Friday, November 25, 2005

George Best

Black day for football
George Best
R.I.P

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Finis off the Inis...

Buggendranaths,

Details, please. The deliberations, inebriations, incarcerations and preparations for the wedding of our one and only Spector. Inispector....

Terrace galatta. Old Monk galatta. Oms galatta. Studio galatta. T-shirt galatta. Cricket galatta. Old stories galatta. Pre-wedding galatta. Sade galatta. Wedding galatta. Post-wedding galatta. Galatta galatta.

Keep the international chapter of Bikang informed. We eagerly await.

its been a year

Thursday, November 17, 2005

It's a Paper Anniversary

One clap, please. It's been a year of bloggin at bikang now. Just glanced through the archives since Nov'04. It's a rich. Kudos to all contributors. Special mention: Psaignnn, for all the rich graphics and for being the only one who remembered this date!

Keep it going Bikes!

\V/

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

BangalorePotHole

www.bangalorepothole.com

Maybe we should start a chennaipothole.com and run a competition between the two. My guess is that Bangalore will win hands down.

Zombo

Check out...
www.zombo.com

Jabbed... my instructor sent me the link by the way.

Monday, November 14, 2005

World Heritage Tour

www.world-heritage-tour.org/asia/in/map.html

This was started by Tito Dupret, a Belgian, after he learnt about the destruction of the Buddha statues at Bamiyan by the Taliban. Those were the tallest Buddha statues in the world.

The objective of the site is to create a virtual record of all UNESCO World Heritage sites for all posterity to witness and enjoy. Can't help but support it.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Online Media Repository - Free and Unlimited

www.ourmedia.org

Maybe 'Bikang Cup Trophy' could have an international debut here?!

How can one play/convert MPEG-4 files?

www.archive.org/

Long live the Public Domain!

I've downloaded a couple of movies, in MPEG-4 format, from the Internet Archive. Does anyone know of a video player or plugin that will play/conver .mp4 files?

Monday, November 07, 2005

Post-Diwali post



hope everyone had a good one.

the rains seemed to have returned with a vengeance. had to become darth 'wader' to make my way around koyambedu, to catch a bus to bangalore. will be back in chennai this weekend. hope to catch match #4 of #3. the flesh might be weak but the spirit is rocking! WE WILL WIN! WE WILL WIN! WE WILL WIN!

meanwhile, here are some timepass stumbles:

people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/

www.lowbright.com/Comics/10Commandments/10Commandments.htm

www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm

www.andyfoulds.co.uk/amusement/bushv2.htm

Thursday, October 27, 2005

When it rains, it monsoons

The Insat image today (Oct 27, 2005):



Chennai and Bangalore Bik's - brace yourselves!

Step aside, Jude...

Funny though he is, Jude is funny only to others. These two Chinese kids have knowingly taken lipsyncertainment to its most ridiculous and hilarious extreme. I can't believe that this hasn't been done before. More importantly, I'm glad these guys got there first.

Watch, howl, collapse and shit your pants laughing. God knows I almost did...

www.tian.cc/2005/10/asian-backstreet-boys.html

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

The 'OUCH SCREEN'

Enhanced information booths at Coimbatore railway station:




The way it works is:

1) u use it to find out some current info like the coach position
2) it tells u it's gonna be at the other extreme end of the platform from where you are currently standing
3) u lug urself all the way there in all of 30 minutes
4) the train arrives and u find that your coach is placed right where u were when u started - at the other end from where you are now
5) u now have only 5 minutes before the train leaves
6) you go "OUCH" (actually, you go m@#$%f@#$% s#@$ a#$%^ ...)

(Disclaimer: The above experience has been modified for dramatic effect. The 'ouch' thingy worked pretty fine alright. Yet, there's a chance of cutting yourself on the edges of frame holding the screen and going, "OUCH"!)

The IIPM controversy - may truth prevail

www.petitiononline.com/blogbang

sachin tendulkar



he is back boys!!!!!

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Secret Code in Color Printers Lets (US) Government Track You

http://www.eff.org/news/archives/2005_10.php#004063

"The U.S. Secret Service admitted that the tracking information is part of a deal struck with selected color laser printer manufacturers, ostensibly to identify counterfeiters. However, the nature of the private information encoded in each document was not previously known.

"We've found that the dots from at least one line of printers encode the date and time your document was printed, as well as the serial number of the printer," said EFF Staff Technologist Seth David Schoen.

You can see the dots on color prints from machines made by Xerox, Canon, and other manufacturers (for a list of the printers we investigated so far, see: http://www.eff.org/Privacy/printers/list.php). The dots are yellow, less than one millimeter in diameter, and are typically repeated over each page of a document. In order to see the pattern, you need a blue light, a magnifying glass, or a microscope (for instructions on how to see the dots, see: http://www.eff.org/Privacy/printers/docucolor/)."

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Friday, October 14, 2005

Begging is good. In India, for sure.




Maybe its the population... The odds of alms are much higher??

We know borrowing and stealing are lucrative too. This honest living funda is losing colour, I tell you.

Monday, October 10, 2005

weekend bangalore blast

What is the national language of India?

We had a discussion on this topic over the weekend and my contention was that there is no single national language in India - only two official languages (Hindi and English) and 15 so-called "national" languages - the ones printed on our currency.

I was surprised to find that some still think that Hindi is 'THE' national language of India as much as they were to hear from me that it is not. We realized that the former view is what is passed as the 'absolute' truth regarding the law of the land with regards to language in our education system as well as most other public arenas. Whereas 'the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth' is not quite as simple as that.

Here are some links to pages that shed more light on the matter:

  • Reconciling Linguistic Diversity: The History and the Future of Language Policy in India

  • Official language - Wikipedia definition

  • THE CONSTITUTION OF INDIA:PROVISIONS RELATING TO LANGUAGES

  • THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGES ACT, 1963(AS AMENDED, 1967)(Act No. 19 of 1963)

  • Constitution of India - Part VII

  • Languages of India

  • List of national languages of India

  • OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF THE UNION


  • Does anyone know any other interesting facts on this topic?

    -V

    Thursday, October 06, 2005

    The opposite of authors

    I was downloading a host of free pdfs of classic works by famous authors and it got me thinking...What would their anto-nyms be?

    Lewis Carroll - Lewis RockSong

    Leo Tolstoy - Leo Shortstoy

    Thomas More - Thomas Less

    Edgar Allan Poe - Edgar Allan Vaa

    Samuel Butler - Samuel Master

    Oscar Wilde - Oscar Tame

    Nicolo Machiavelli - Nicolo Machanaavelli

    H. G. Wells - H. G. Pumps

    Daniel Defoe - Daniel Defriend

    D. H. Lawrence - D. H. Anarchyrence

    The Brothers Grimm - The Brothers Gay

    Hans Christian Andersen - Hans Antichristian Andersen

    Salman Rushdie - Salman Tarrydie

    V.S. Naipaul - V. S. Poonaipaul

    Douglas Adams - Douglas Eves

    Shobha De - Shobha Nite

    William Shakespeare - William Stillpin

    ....adding to torvics gems

    J R R Tolkein - J R R Shortkein

    Kurt Vonnegut - Kurt Dontwannegut

    Roald Dahl - Unroald Dahl

    Isaac Asimov - Idontsac Asimov

    Anne Rice - Anne Dal

    Ayn Rand - Ayn Rupee

    Amitav Ghosh - Imightnothave Ghosh

    Stephen King - Stephen Queen

    Michael Crichton - Michael Crichquintal

    Arthur C Clarke - Arthur Dont See Charke

    Frederick Forsyth - Fredrick Notforsyth

    P G Woodehouse - P G Glasshouse

    This one is extremely malleable

    Sue Townsend - Dont Sue Townsend

    Sue Townsend - Sue Villagesend

    Sue Townsend - Sue Townget

    ......and finally

    Sue Townsend - Dont SueVillageget

    more stumbledupons

    Singhsons
    www.badmash.org/singhson.php

    Icon story
    www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm

    Bad Costumes
    www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/badcostumes/

    girls = evil
    www.msxnet.org/humour/girls-are-evil.jpg

    its awards time

    .....and so for the month of october

    .....until november

    Tuesday, October 04, 2005

    Somebody tell me she's just exaggerating

    How dare you kiss in Chennai?
    www.rediff.com/news/2005/oct/03sw.htm

    I suggest we organize a protest kissathon where all participants of opposite sex will kiss each other. Any takers?!

    ;)

    Monday, October 03, 2005

    Celebrating Gandhi Jayanthi

    A spectacular plan to celebrate Old Baldy's birthday.

    Medium rare Angus beef steaks washed down with sour mash whiskey. Slightly drunk tottering to the shooting range to discharge a couple of rounds from a rusty old 12-gauge shotgun. Wind up the day by picking up a couple of hookers on the way home.

    Anyone want to make a plan for Morarji Desai? Oh the possibilities...

    Thursday, September 29, 2005

    do believe the skype


    any skypers out there?

    try it out at http://www.skype.com

    -V

    P.S. my id is 'omshome'

    Friday, September 16, 2005

    september 17 | heres the scene


    calling all bikes
    its september 17th again
    the partys on
    same place as last year
    ( beach house of world famous deepakraj )
    be there
    bring your own booze, chicks and other things
    have fun
    enjoy

    Thursday, September 15, 2005

    What effects processor would Jesus use?

    from Justin Frankel, the creator of Winamp, Shoutcast, AVS (Winamp), Gnutella, WASTE...

    http://www.jesusonic.com/
    http://www.ninjam.com/

    Wednesday, September 14, 2005

    Tuesday, September 13, 2005

    Monday, August 29, 2005

    chennaimadras goes the NY way

    http://www.ilovechennai.com
    chennaimadras rocks
    well done
    tsk tsk kishore mild t-shirt feel seems to be coming what say ?????

    Friday, August 12, 2005

    Amway leads to capture of two outlaws

    Enter the Bikang

    This is too rich:


    When taxi driver Mike Wagers picked up a couple outside Cincinnati Wednesday, he had no idea authorities considered them armed and extremely dangerous.

    He had no clue they were wanted in Tuesday's escape from, and fatal shooting of a guard at, a courthouse in Kingston, Tenn. And he had no way of knowing he was about to become a key player in their capture.

    According to police, Jennifer Hyatte, 31, ambushed two guards as they were leading her 34-year-old husband, inmate George Hyatte, from a hearing in Kingston, Tenn.

    A guard was shot and killed, and Jennifer was shot as well, police add.

    Officials say the Hyattes were still on the lam when Wagers drove them to Columbus, Ohio.

    But he says little they said or did made him think anything was amiss.

    "The cover story they gave me didn't really seem to wash too much," Wagers told The Early Show co-anchor Harry Smith Thursday. "I mean, I could kinda see through that. But I had no indication that these guys were really dangerous or they were on the run."

    They claimed they were heading to a sales conference of Amway, the household goods manufacturer. But, says Wagers, "They didn't strike me as the Amway type, because, to be honest, they weren't very pushy about their product. And I've dealt with (Amway salespeople) before. So that was my only real suspicion.

    "But they paid me for the trip, so I had no outward reason to suspect that these were bad people."

    Didn't he notice that the woman was injured? "I didn't notice anything 'til we had gotten there. When I was dropping them off at the hotel room, she was favoring one side. I don't know actually where she was injured at. But she said … she'd gotten banged up in a car wreck she was in. It didn't raise any further suspicion."

    Wagers says a friend's suggestion led to his tip to police: "I had already made it all the way back home. I was done for the day. I was actually sitting at home, playing some video games. Then a friend of mine called me up and said, 'Hey, you took some folks … up to Columbus, right?' I said, 'Yeah.' Then he said, 'You need to call the police.' "

    "We get all kinds in the cab," Wagers continued. "And I didn't figure they were up to no good. I had no clue. I was really caught off guard by this."

    Wagers admits he "didn't get much sleep, just thinking about how this could have turned out."

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/11/earlyshow/main771012.shtml

    Tuesday, August 02, 2005

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TMYN TMYN


    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday dear TMYN
    Happy Birthday to you
    i followed the moskva
    down to gorky park
    listening to the winds of change
    fade out
    some things dont change at all
    bikang wishes tmyn tmyn a very happy birthday
    eat.drink.enjoy

    Thursday, July 28, 2005

    Stumbled upon

    http://www.endofworld.net/ (long load - but worth it! check the other ones out while it's loading or STFU already!)

    http://www.zefrank.com/scribbler/

    http://www.400monkeys.com/God/

    http://www.aseltine.com/rhee/

    http://dura.cell.free.fr/home/swf/arms12.swf

    http://www.echalk.co.uk/amusements/OpticalIllusions/colourPerception/colourPerception.html

    http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/

    http://www.gauravjalan.com/entertainment/pictures/strange/illusion/FrameSet.htm

    http://www.cannabis.net/weblife.html

    http://allthingsflash.com/files/games/curveball.swf

    http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/handy-latin.html

    http://www.typenow.net/themed.htm (for the graphic designers)

    http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/rotate-e.html

    Wednesday, July 20, 2005

    SportsBikes!!!!



    Current Lung-fucks available :

    Football : Plug-in game with various mother fit guys on the Marina. Get ready to bend over. 6.30 am on all days except Mondays. And Sunday for Bikangs :o)

    Table T : Challenge Druck & Narahoo on their own table. Sexy sweat-fest at Narahoo's residence. Evenings post seven... i think.

    Tough :
    Scandalous! How can tough be 3rd???? Revival needed. iiii?? Nets are longing for some nets.

    Other Sports : Other sports can go shag... we're too busy!

    heh heh


    Friday, July 15, 2005

    Tuesday, July 12, 2005

    Tuesday, June 28, 2005

    here's to death!

    http://news-service.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505

    Friday, June 24, 2005

    http://www.ikissyou.org/

    Please please please visit this site. And then the guy.

    Them turks , i tell you. Do we know anyone???? hmmmmm

    Friday, June 17, 2005

    arre yaar mera compact disc?

    There is hope!

    Shanky has surfaced!

    Words everywhere!

    Mebbe some will find their way to this blog?

    Psaighnn? official pic uploader, where art?

    Others... what would the 'etc' be in the line "music like Lionel Ritchie... etc"?

    Thursday, May 19, 2005

    this guy was a national selector?

    "Everybody says John Wright did a good job, but what exactly did he do? He could not rectify Sourav Ganguly's short-pitched delivery problem for five years."

    Ashok Malhotra, the former Indian Test batsman, disappointed after not being considerd for the coaching position

    Tuesday, April 26, 2005

    vinter collection

    "My dad is 70, my mother is 60. The chances of another Kapil are close to zero."
    -- Kapil Dev on being asked when India will see another Kapil Dev

    he may be a match fixer, but he's got a bit of a sense of humour, what say?

    Monday, April 25, 2005

    MAS-KQN-MAS

    All tickets for Chennai chapter sorted. We are well on our way!

    Ticket details:

    ONWARD
    0605 Nagercoil Exp. S10 1-12
    Departure: 20:30, arrival at Kodi Rd 5:50 a.m.

    RETURN
    0616 MDU Chennai Exp. S4 1-12
    Departure: 20:02, arrival at Central 7:20 a.m.

    As you can see, we have complete loo domination in both cases. We can charge toll and accumulate riches.
    More money, more intoxication, more fun-joy!

    Saturday, April 23, 2005

    Green Cross spotted. Blue Church- here we come!

    Buggendranaths of Bikang!

    Kodi Welcomes You.
    Welcome to the Queen of Hillstations.
    Zion Matriculation.
    No God.

    All this and more, 13th-15th May.

    Tickets? Sorted.
    Acco? Sorted.
    Aziz? Sorted.
    Mushies? heh heh heh

    Aaa ja reeeeeee. It's the time to.

    NKOTB (Non Kodiguys Of The Bikang) , you will be missed... whenever we're in position to do so!

    Beeeeeeeeeeeees.

    Tuesday, April 19, 2005

    Updates for Kodai trip

    TRIPPERS !

    Dates are absolutely, positively, confirmed. May 13th through the 15th.

    Accomodation: "Taj" Villa Retreat Paradise Escape Resort has been provisionally booked. Acco man is Ranga. It costs Rs. 800 per head for accomodation for both nights. A draft has to be sent by the end of this week to confirm these rooms.

    Travel: Labdee is the person to contact. Pandian Express runs every day, so it might be our best bet. Roundtrip fare works out to roughly Rs. 450 for 2nd class sleeper reservation.

    Other Costs: Getting from Kodai Road to the venue of pulasthication. Pulasthication itself. Food. Miscellany.

    Cash: Cash can be paid in at The Place, The Place Above, Top Terrace or D & Z. Those who need temporary cover, please inform at the earliest. (hat-tip to Torvic)

    Contact: Ranga, Labdee, Shengar

    Monday, April 18, 2005

    WiOrLoWeWiBoo

    where's the video??! impatient masses demand.

    and the oscar for the best sports documentary goes to...

    V

    unholy matrimony

    long time no post - excuse to forward mail.

    ---

    These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have
    no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
    heart!

    Disclaimer: SENDER IS not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
    after reading this mail


    Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale,
    If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a
    good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u
    welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset
    my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~

    i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
    he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
    (Homework?)

    Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She
    may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which The
    entire life can run smoothly. thank you
    (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

    She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have
    one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
    (ain't it unique? 1 brother 1 sister criteria!)

    I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
    love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I
    am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love
    myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late
    come on ........ hold my hand forever !!!
    (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

    i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow I
    amlooking onegirlshe careme and loveme lot lot lot
    (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

    My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as
    in KSBKBT......
    (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
    much, ain't he?)

    i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house
    but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
    (by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)

    HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
    LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
    MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY
    MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD
    NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
    (all of us are loughing)

    whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone
    bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she
    would bde called the lady of the lamp
    (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

    i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love
    the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
    (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
    suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

    HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
    CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
    (the "ok syndrome" again)

    iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
    sister complity marred
    (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
    'completely'?)

    iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
    i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
    kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
    (actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor??)

    my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
    pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
    (height of desperation!)

    Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
    havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.
    IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
    beautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good
    looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already
    expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
    (uttama purushan)

    iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
    (No comments)

    I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
    (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

    hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily. I
    divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
    minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
    accepted ...
    (but credit cards not accepted..???)

    my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
    (Zebra..???)

    i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot
    should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
    (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

    to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable
    (this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
    bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will
    get one soon.)

    i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
    because girl is the mahalakshmi.
    (Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

    ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
    paying salary at present.
    (Any takers again?)

    Sunday, April 17, 2005

    Upcoming events for bikang

    Cheked the a/c parabala asalasaw.
    Lover set not setting preblam.
    Coneted the a/c is working ok.
    Comming the srevies tormor morning fast cool.
    Brokne the balls.

    And now....... (drumroll please)

    KODAI TRIP !!!!!

    May 13th 14th and 15th

    We need to organize tickets and accomodation quickly.

    Thus far, the people on board are:

    Shengar
    iiii
    Ranga
    Sagarmal
    Ca and Lab Dee
    Krakul and Snon
    DruckB DruckB
    Fleshy
    The Starch
    Soomanthrakaali
    Jake
    Torvic Sadpra
    Steerman

    And that makes 15.......

    Others, get on board. It's time to go to kodai.
    It's a fear being here anyhow. Anyway, "mama mama" is common.

    Monday, April 04, 2005

    Death of a fellow countryman

    With the death of the pope, I request all my Polish brethren to unite and stand tall amidst this ongoing tragedy.

    The real reason of this post is to express my disapointment in the Church's almost primitive methods of confirming that the Pope really is no more.


    "When the Pope dies, the administrator of the property and the revenues of the Holy See -- who is known as Cardinal Camerlengo -- first verifies the Pontiff's death. This is done by striking the Pope's forehead gently thrice with a silver hammer and asking him, using his Baptismal name, whether he is dead." :-O

    Read this for full story - http://in.rediff.com/news/2005/apr/01cspec.htm

    What audacity! How dare they strike this kind old man on his forehead with a hammer. Imagine if he's not dead and is just in a state of comatose. How do you think the Pope will feel when he wakes up and his head is all bruised up? Moreover, the sheer mock in the question process when they actually ask "Hey Pope John Paul II, are you dead?" is completely unacceptable. I mean - give the guy a break. How's he supposed to answer that? "Hell no - I won't go"?

    This head beating tradition has to stop. It's all because he's Polish. Bah!

    AXE out.

    Friday, March 25, 2005

    we live in a world of prize fools

    Was Taj Mahal a Shiv temple?

    March 24, 2005 13:13 IST
    Last Updated: March 24, 2005 13:34 IST


    Bharatiya Janata Party leader Vinay Katiyar on Wednesday claimed that the Taj Mahal in Agra was actually a Shiva temple built by Raja Jai Singh and was named 'Tejo Mai Mahal'.

    "This fact finds mention in the book Badshahnama by Abdul Hamid Lahori, a close associate of Mughal emperor Shah Jahan," Katiyar said in Lucknow.

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    That the Taj Mahal was a graveyard "is only a half truth", Katiyar said.

    He added: "It is no doubt a graveyard as Shah Jahan brought back the body of his wife Mumtaz Mahal from Burahanpur village, where she died, and buried it in the temple after removing the Shivalinga."

    "It actually belongs to us (Hindus) and we will do everything possible to reclaim it," Katiyar said.

    He added that a 'Shankar Sena' would soon be formed and Damrus distributed among the people to create awareness on this issue.

    His statement came close on the heels of claims of ownership of the Taj by the Shia community and Uttar Pradesh Sunni Waqf Board with the support of UP Minister for Parliamentary Affairs Azam Khan.


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    Wednesday, March 23, 2005

    Blishbloshblushburns

    Hello all.

    I bring you the original lyrics of Shrill Girls – the "tongue twister" that we all know so well and love so much. The original is by Dylan Thomas, would you believe it?!! (Kishore...?)

    Ok here goes... enjoy.

    And the shrill girls giggle and master around him and squeal as they clutch and thrash, and he blubbers away downhill with his patched pants falling, and his tear-splashed blush burns all the way as the triumphant bird-like sisters scream with buttons in their claws and the bully brothers hoot after him his little nickname and his mother's shame and his father's wickedness with the loose wild barefoot women of the hovels of the hills. It all means nothing at all, and, howling for his milky mum, for her cawl and buttermilk and cowbreath and Welshcakes and the fat birth-smelling bed and moonlit kitchen of her arms, he'll never forget as he paddles blind home through the weeping end of the world. Then his tormentors tussle and run to the Cockle Street sweet-shop, their pennies sticky as honey, to buy from Miss Myfanwy Price, who is cocky and neat as a puff-bosomed robin and her small round buttocks tight as ticks, gobstoppers big as wens that rainbow as you suck, brandyballs, wine-gums, hundreds and thousands, liquorice sweet as sick, nugget to tug and ribbon out like another red rubbery tongue, gum to glue in girls' curls, crimson coughdrops to spit blood, ice-cream cornets, dandelion-and-burdock, raspberry and cherryade, pop goes the weasel and the wind.

    I want to know what he was on...

    Friday, March 18, 2005

    inees sendoff kingly cuptrophy oneday(ISKCON)

    hear ye hear all

    come sunday its the inees sendoff kingly cuptrophy oneday(ISKCON)
    this particular cuptrophy will be played in a limited over format with each
    team playing every other in the league phase and the best two playing the grand final

    matches will be of 10 overs an innings with a 2.3 over floating field restriction(F)(which stipulates that all fielders should remain within the half terrace circle(HTA))and also behave themselves while at it

    the batting captain will get to choose when the F gets enforced

    ICC LBW(International cricket council lg before wicket) rules will apply

    (one of those) will be no balled

    the concept of "once" is now history

    captains and teams will be announced soon

    so hear ye hear all and show up by 4 pm on sunday at top tee

    otherwise all shall be punished

    for any suggestions or clarifications regarding the playing conditions please feel free to contact the BCCB

    for BCCB

    iiii

    Tuesday, March 08, 2005

    bikang blooms in march

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    here a bloom there a bloom everywhere a bloom bloom

    the bikes are blooming all over town

    junior bikes are cropping up

    bikes are getting n-gaged some even married

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    whatte louly its going to be this year

    Friday, February 25, 2005

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    Wednesday, February 09, 2005

    Enter the Bikang

    Enter the Bikang: "Bangalore, reeling from the imminent live band ban, is going to miss out."

    whats with these bangalore guys taking out live bans.....
    its a fear being ere anyow.......
    hoysala cops mustve decided to take out some severe action.....
    its a fear being ere anyow

    Eagles or Mark Knopfler or Norah Jones?

    Eagles coming to India!

    Sumit Bhattacharya in Bangalore | February 07, 2005 15:05 IST (Rediff)


    Sting may have left crowds in Bangalore and New Delhi begging for more, but the swell season continues for rock music enthusiasts in India.

    The Eagles (best known in these parts for their anthem Hotel California) are due to tour India, possibly sometime in June, according to sources close to the proceedings.

    That is, of course, besides the Mark Knopfler treat confirmed for March first week.

    The former Dire Straits frontman (who, we hear, is Sachin Tendulkar's favourite musician) with one of the most instantly identifiable guitar sounds in the history of music will play in Delhi and Mumbai. He has returned to music from a near fatal motorcycle accident last March with Shangri La, named after the studio the album was recorded in.

    Bangalore, reeling from the imminent live band ban, is going to miss out.

    There are also whispers of Norah Jones, Pandit Ravi Shankar's daughter who created a sensation at the Grammies with her debut album Come Away With Me, performing in India.

    "She is, of course, among the smaller artistes who the event managers are in talks with," say sources.

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    Tuesday, February 08, 2005

    its a paaaarty invite by balajing sathish kumar Posted by Hello

    Thursday, February 03, 2005

    Man urinates his way out of avalanche | The Register

    Man urinates his way out of avalanche | The Register: "Hot on the heels of the tremendous news that beer can help fight cancer, we are delighted to report that a Slovak man trapped in his car by an avalanche urinated his way to freedom after working his way through 60 half-litre bottles of beer.

    According to Ananova, Richard Kral was off on holiday when the snow swallowed his Audi in the Tatra mountains. Initially, he tried to dig his way out via the car's window, but soon realised that the snow would fill the vehicle long before he could break free.
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    Mercifully, he had stocked up on essential supplies of alcohol and quickly formulated a cunning plan: 'I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there.'

    Rescuers eventually found Kral staggering drunk on a mountain path four days after his ordeal began."

    Tuesday, February 01, 2005

    goatsville productions

    goatsville productions | its a fear since we are here Posted by Hello


    goatsville production crew:

    self
    sam
    kishore
    mapu
    vikramadi
    thili
    hammer
    PSJ

    its a fear since we are here

    mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Tuesday, January 25, 2005

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