Sunday, December 31, 2006

New Year Party, anyone?

Whathefuck, man.... no upcoming posts about partay for New Year's Eve.... What happened to the true warriors? The one true Shengar is taking out New Year in Toronto. Other bikes? Ring in '07, man... Give it a bang in the industry.


Monday, December 18, 2006

He's back!

One more round. Come more round. Adriiiaaaaan....

Rocky Balboa is back. One last time, the final curtain, the epilogue to the greatest movie series of all time. 60 year Rocky Balboa, now owner of an italian restaurant and reduced to entertaining guests with anecdotes of his former glory gets into the ring on last time to take on current world heavyweight champion - Mason 'the line' Dixon. Rocky feels he still has 'stuff' in his 'basement' and when a computer simulation shows the world that the current champ (Mason) would not be able to stand the punching power of the former world champ (Rocky), promoters start throwing together an event that will shake the foundations of boxing.


Come December 20th, the world's greatest underdog story becomes the world's longest underdog story with the last chapter happening 30 years after the first Rocky swept the Oscars.


Get ready for the battle of the decade as Rocky once again climbs the famed stairs of the Philadelphia Musuem of Art.

This is going to be the best. Check out a dialogue sequence between Rocky and his new 'villian' Mason 'the Line' Dixon.

Mason: "It's over for you."
Rocky: "Nuthin's over 'til it's over"
Mason (laughs): "When's that line from? The Eighties?"
Rocky ((smiles): "Actually, I think that's from the seventies."


AXE out.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Decemberrrr !!

4.30 pm on the 8th - No Dhoom 2, No fast indians, No koodhinumnum, No gymkhana, No car stereo thefts, No Champagneee, No Speed, No takila Shots, No Spillage, No John-zakir and the boys, No Soul Calibre, No Pro evo, No oms, No Monk... yet! By far the slowest day of this month!!!

Come of raaaa... the still is night young... we can salvage this one!!!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Humko Enthu Maangtha...!

Ok children, the deed is done. Initiative taken. WAKE UP!!!

Cup trophy probables:

Vic P
Narendra (such is life!)
L blaze

Add on...

Peacefully there are 4 teams. 6 league matches. 2 Semis. 1 Finals. Starting 26th. Tony insists that the finals be on 31st. But I say 30th, purely for logistical reasons. Prize distribution and New year's party on Top T. We'll get off chief guest. Sara? Sam?? Viraj, again???

Put committee, get captains, pick teams, make rules, while I prepare the pitch and the ground and inform all concerned.

Cup trophy to be flagged off at Christmas party, chez moi.

Zeb, Arumugam, Murugan, T shirt alert!!

Okayyy..., where is the trophy? With D&Z, I suspect and hope, ever so fondly...

BTW, 17th Deep Purple in Blore, I'm there anyways, who else is??

Friday, December 01, 2006

Its Back!!!

December is. And was duly rung in by bikes on Top T with FIREWORKS!

December is here, Negha has taken first steps, we have realized we can play musich on X Box, too much excitement only!

Children, Cup Trophy?

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Effeth Revival


It has been a long time since some nonsense has been perpetrated, so here goes:

A few days ago, the wife decided to go to the local Indian store and check out what movies were available on DVD. She noticed the world-famous "Kadhal FM", and remembering that Jubbs and Self worked on it, rented the movie. Having seen this excresence once, and knowing that once was enough, I refused to watch the movie. The boss of the household informed me that I had to watch the songs becuase my friends had worked on the movie. So watch the songs we did. And that's when we found the ultimate zinger. IT COMES WITH SUBTITLES!

Reproduced below, for your reading pleasure are the subtitles for the songs "Kadhal FM" and "Un Udalile". Enjoy!

Aadam Eval
This is your 'Love Love' programme
I am waiting for your calls
Lovers may dial 24....
We'll discuss about your romantic experiences
Why about romance?
You may ask
For all lovers....
Shall we listen?

Apple mediated love in Adam-Eve's generation
Dove mediated love in Hyder Ali's generation
Shyness mediated love in grandparents' generation
Letters mediated love in parents' generation
But to mediate love in our generation....
We've 'Love FM'
We've 'Love FM'

It is a good song, whenever I hear this song I become happier
-What song you want?
-You are now listening to...
Love FM, love FM

College romance starts with 'Hi!' and ends with 'Bye!'
If love starts in 'booth' and ends in 'river bank' then it is village romance
If it involves 'scotch' and 'kisses' then it is romance of the rich
If the last seat is seeked then it is romance of the poor
All loving couples are united by...
All loving couples are united by...
Love FM love

Who is the caller?
--I am Sweta from Perambur
-Sweta whom do you love?

If angels come clad in white It's Bharathiraja's style of romance
If visuals dominates dialogues It's Mani Ratnam's style of romance
If it involves graphics It's Shankar's style of romance
If it involves teenage lovers It's Selvaraghavan's style of romance
It is a cocktail of all loving hearts

Love FM love

Un Udalile
Shall I let my soul into your body to seek you?
Allow my youth into your body and come to love
You touched and tortured me vocally
Why do you throw stones on my yearning heart?
You try to pluck my eye flowers
You try to munch me gently

When do you close your eyes my love would knock at your doors
You should open your eyes and give me a love glance
My ten fingers would make a journey on your beautiful body
During the journey, my finger prints would become a rainbow
If your hands plays my tresses like a veena (musical instrument)... tender body would scatter into pieces

Your hot perspirations would flow like holy water in my body
Put out the fire of desire with your kisses
My garments dissolved with the touch of your hands
Your mustache disappeared on drowning in my tresses
You have lit inside the match box
Where have you bundled and thrown your fear and shyness?

Monday, November 06, 2006

'Borat' Earns Glorious $26.4M in Debut>1=7701

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Not Rare

"BELLEVUE, Wash. - Amanda Brisendine attributed the 30 pounds she gained in the past year to an abandoned smoking habit and rich food. So when she went to the hospital with sharp stomach pain, she wasn't expecting to leave with a newborn son

"I don't know how I didn't know. I just didn't know," Brisendine said Tuesday from her bed at Overlake Medical Center's Birthing Center, where she delivered Alexander Joseph Britt by Caesarean section.

Doctors agree her case is not rare.


NOT RARE??!!! WTF?!!

I am worried for our species.

Monday, October 23, 2006

F1 ain't the same no more

Racing like... God, ruling every track, all these years...

That last manouvre to overtake Kimi only proves he doesn't have to retire. But who are we to question God?

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Yais Comeeen!

Cheked the blog parabala asalasaw
Bloggers set not seting preblam
Cheked the internath is working ok
Posting the srevies tormor morning fast cool

Monday, August 28, 2006


Too good... wht did you see? Kishore?

Friday, August 25, 2006

Rockin' in Seattle

East India Company in action.

Drums God Caddy before he got hit-on by a female fan with the line: "You deserve a night of great sex and good sleep" !!!

We are not worthee!

Full photos uploaded to my Yahoo Photos album. Rock On!


P.S. On the drive back from Seattle to San Jose, Caddy, Labdee and I (i.e. myself not I, i.e. me not Self) became the unfortunate discoverers of certain beverages served at a gas station in Oregon that we decided to name 'Cacaffee and Piss Chocolate'!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Cute Overload

Because sometimes you just need to look at pictures of kittens. Or farm animals. Or hedgehogs.

I thought it wasn't possible...

Europe. The Final Countdown. Among the worst songs ever. And now, finally, we have seen the one thing that has turned it into something beyond unbearable.

Watch it and die a slow death....

Monday, August 21, 2006

Snakes on a Muthaf@#%kin' Plane!

Just what we need. Sequels...

Goats on a Boat
Fish on a Rollercoaster
Cheetahs on a Wheelchair
Sharks on a Bicycle
Frogs on a Pedestrian
Hyenas on a Ship
Birds on a Autorickshaw
Cats on a Train
Monkeys on a Car (I know you've seen this one)
Bikangers on a TopT

Friday, August 18, 2006

Arrrrr u readyyyyyy?

Is on!

Who Dares??

C _ _ T _ _ _ _ _ 2006

Watch this space.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Chennai 368

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 (Chennai):

Chennai will soon celebrate its 368th birthday. However, even on the eve of independence, present day Chennai was a cosmopolitan city but with a small town charm.Fort St George in Chennai had remained the capital of the vast area called Madras Presidency, which comprised of parts of Kerala, Karnataka and Andhra Pradesh. In fact, there was such a large number of Telugu speaking people in Chennai that during the reorganisation of states in 1953, the Telugu speaking people wanted Madras as the capital of Andhra Pradesh. "They said the north of Cooum belongs to Andhra. We developed it. Many people in north Madras spoke Telugu. There were Telugu medium schools," said Randor Guy, Writer.

T-nagar is an area where a majority of the Telugu population lived. When India was being divided up, they staked their claim saying "Madras Manade" or Madras is ours.

Then, the Tamils responded by saying "Madras Namade" or it is for them!The leading political party, the Congress, also had a Telugu and Tamil faction just as the Justice Party of Periyar.

Of course, at a conference in Ooty, it was decided that Madras would remain with what was still known as the Madras State. However, August 15 itself was regarded as a black day by the leading social reformer of the time - Periyar. "He did not want independence. He called it a black day, Karuppu naal. He said what is this, we are losing everything! We are going to govern ourselves? We are not capable of it," adds Guy.Years have passed since then and Chennai today stands as a cosmopolitan modern Indian city.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Truck crashes in Texas, spilling animals!

4 penguins died in texas... in a road accident???!!!?!?!

read more :

Friday, August 04, 2006


NEW DELHI: Many texts are known to change in translation, but the Hindi translators at Indira Gandhi National Open University must take the cake for their 'original' interpretation of the English language — all meant to be part of the course material for students. Sample this: In a preparatory course in economic history, 'Wall Street crash' was translated as 'deewar toot ke sadak pe gir gayee'! This is just one of the numerous 'gems', says Kapil Kumar, chairperson, faculty of history and tourism studies, IGNOU. "In a PG course material, 'Buddhist canon' got translated as 'Baudh dharma ka tope' and 'bridging the gap' was written as 'pul bana diya gaya' in the Hindi course material," he says. "The most shocking was a recent instance where the name of W W Hunter, the famous historian, was translated as W W Shikaari," Kumar says, adding that these mistakes were identified in the process of vetting and weeded out. Clearly, IGNOU faces a huge problem with sub-standard translation, which experts say, is done in a callous word-by-word manner. "Many times, the translation is literal whereas the text demands creativity," says Kumar. IGNOU had to recently withdraw two courses from the PG programme in history which had portions vilifying Hindu gods and goddess in the Hindi translated version. Kumar claims the errors had crept in during translation. "Transcreation of the text, as opposed to literal translation, could have avoided the controversy. The Hindi translation vilifies both Shiva and Kaali," he says.

- narahoo

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Chuck Facts.....right from the horses' mouth


Friday, July 28, 2006

Hasselhoff Not Drunk

Publicist: Hasselhoff Was Sick, Not Drunk
Jul 27, 12:45 PM EST
The Associated Press

"LONDON -- A spokesperson for David Hasselhoff denied a report Thursday that the former "Baywatch" and "Knight Rider" star had been turned away from a
British Airways flight because he was drunk.

Judy Katz, the actor's publicist, called the story by the tabloid Sun "totally untrue."Katz said Hasselhoff had not been drinking, but felt unwell after taking some medication for a recent arm injury and wasn't able to get on a flight Wednesday from Heathrow Airport to Los Angeles.

The Sun reported the actor had been told he could not board the flight because he was drunk. Witnesses told the newspaper Hasselhoff appeared to have trouble standing and told staff he was upset about his divorce from Pamela Bach. The divorce was finalized Wednesday in a Los Angeles court. Hasselhoff, 54, was allowed to get on a later flight, the newspaper said.

The airline said only that a male passenger had been refused boarding after he was deemed unfit to travel.

"They gave him some strong antibiotics and he got sick at the airport," Katz said. "He couldn't get on the plane. It was his choice. He got on the later flight."

Last month, the actor sliced four tendons and an artery in a shaving accident at his London hotel.

Earlier this month, there were press reports that an intoxicated Hasselhoff had to be removed from the All England Club, which presents the Wimbledon tennis championships. He denied the claim. "

Shaving accident?! Hmm...

Yogita, Imran and Veena - Trip Unlimited

"It was a joke. The security man did not stop me," said Yogita, air hostess.

I was following this episode closely on NDTV and couldnt stop wondering what a trippy thing these 3 have done and landed in a mess...

But for NDTV they would have gone scot free....but now we know their aunt, uncle and almost everyone in their family by first names and ofcourse the whole world knows that they ve been fired by their employer....Long live NDTV

Inis - Wondering if this influence is because NDTV is the only channel aired in SA!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006


It started with a random mail from 'he-who-should-never-be-named' but when i gooogloegloed it... well, the rest will say the rest...

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

... my god, what have i been missing... hyawwathaaaaaaaaaaaa (chop chop)



Thursday, July 20, 2006

But Why?

Many Thanks Mapu!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Monday, July 10, 2006

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Long time no post post

Hello World! Hello Children!!

Sumant, remember December, don't manjoe.

Friday, June 30, 2006

"Football is a game of glorious uncertainties"

I was just wondering how would it be if Ravi shastri and Siddhu start giving commentary for WC football.....

"Zidane is a tall man"

"That was in the corridor of uncertanity"

"Last thing they need is to concede a penalty now"

"The went like a tracer bullet"

siddhu :

For England - Money is like manure it is not good if you dont spread it

France: Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald

For France against Brazil: When you are dining with the demon you gotta have a long spoon

Beckam: He is like a one legged man in a bum kicking competition

Keep it coming guys


Monday, June 26, 2006

Booyakasha Checki this

too the video

Might be useful....

For those who have to deal with firewalls and other such walls.....

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Friday, June 16, 2006

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Remember the Name


Thermal And A Quarter have released a new album and its freely downloadable. Neat. Check it out at:

(I'll bring a copy with me this wknd.)

Sunday, June 11, 2006

3 things

3 things:
  • David Beckhams free kicks are so good that everyone wants to score goals, whether you are playing with or against him.

  • Shaka Hislop is GOD.

  • Argentina v/s Ivory Coast – 90+ minutes of beautiful football.

3 Other things:
  • Ok, so whats with Miloslav Klose and the World Cup, bah! Wtf!

  • Ivory Coast is going to make some countries feel real bad.

  • Sweden amazingly has not won any of their opening matches since 1958.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

More of the Good Stuff

Love Me Or Hate Me, you cannot deny my masterpieces.

All you can say is "Aaaaaahh".

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

It's that time of the year again...

It's been a year since the last one and as you all know, the last one didn't go that well. But you all are even more aware that I'm a glutton for punishment. So today at noon, I'm beginning the 1800 km drive to Colorado for this year's experiment in self torture: Ride the Rockies 2006.

Last year, I trained poorly and yet completed all but 13 miles of the course. This year, I have trained even less and there are three stages of 80+ miles. I am going to die on the mountain. Please send flowers to my funeral. I prefer white lilies.

Unfortunately for my new bride, she didn't know what she was getting into when she said, "That sounds like fun! I'll do it this year with you." So we bought her a bike and she trained as little as I did. I guess the young only learn by experience.

This year's tour features Clueless Wife, The Old Man, Old Man Winter and yours truly. Clueless Wife is starting to feel jittery about the tour. The Old Man is scoffing at the route because he has trained twice as much as the training schedule calls for. Old Man Winter is grumpy about having to do the tour. I started having minor heart attacks after seeing the elevation profiles. We will be covering 419 miles in 6 days, most of which I intend to be on my back in an ambulance or on a stretcher. Check out the tour route and elevation profiles at

Wish me luck. I'm going to need a lot of it. This is going to be as hard as Self sticking to a new diet.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Team 3 Rocks Amateur League in Durban

For a long time we thought we were Railways 4 until they announced at the Awards Ceremony that we were Railways 3 and referred to as Team 3!!!

We received a special award for our performance in the league at an awards ceremony held on the 28th of May. We received special mention for being the first overseas team to play in the Durban Amatuer league since its inception. To top it our boys won the awards for Best Batsman and Best Bowler for the season. So now we are sure that non sub continent guys cant play spin at any level.

Inis - Squatting on the right extreme

Thursday, May 25, 2006

The one true Pulasthicator

I've always wondered what the originator looks like. He looks mildly pulasthicated to boot... Whatte loulie!

Friday, May 19, 2006

Our friends the tongue-twisters...

Kanchana has been finding it difficult to say/remember the simple names "Caddy and Labdee". Here are the variations she has used so far:


Any other variations out there? Suggestions invited...

Thursday, May 18, 2006

its a revival of endless laughter


all ye fans of the legendary tabartor, bijroth, lifafi, phunzagra and one more.

world famous RAJ COMICS of Nagraj fame has a wesbite, all their heroes with vital statistics and their allies enemies, anemas, are all in there waiting to be discovered.

please discover and die laughing



Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Heap big happenings!

California trip. Camping in Yosemite National Park. Kanchana survives. Mild interview scene. Shengar lands a job. Thought process begins...

The Dees are spotted! True Fun shack behaviour. Arrival at house of Dees. One oms. Some oyins. Reminiscence of lost days. Scopal of Caddy's V-Session drum kit! Cookal of chicken curry. Uber-kaaram. Mild music. Steely Dan. One oms. Meals. X-box based racing. The glorious nonexistence of Shengar's racing skills. Death of Kanchana. Some oyins. X-box based tennis. Repeat of glorious suck-fest. One oms. Some oyins. Video goodness. OD in Kodi. Emergency munchies. Parotta and chicken curry. Shengar, Ca and Labdee conduct instant intake of grub. Kanchana much amused. More video goodness. Interview of his-own and upe leading up to Efeth audio release. Jubbs on stage. Inees interview hilarity. 5 am. Some oyins. Global death. Early morning (noon). Continued death of Dees. Shengar cheats and calls both their cell phones. Muahahaha. Off to Denny's diner for breaker. Coffee, omelettes. Discussion of omelettes, eggs and tubers of Koramangala. Return to Dee's Fun Shack. One oms. Mega-pulasthicator. Relax. Music. Plans made for next Bikang video. Bikang clan forms scootang clan. Whatte loulie!

Meeting of Shengars and Matheshs for lunch. Singaporean/Malaysian/Indonesian/tiny asian country restaurant. Beer. Mojitos. Beer. Mild food. Wives chat. Husbands drink. Plans are made for evening. More interview goodness. Shengar gets email from various universities. spends half a day crafting replies. Evening arrives. Mathesh arrives. WITH OLD MONK!!!! Old Monk-iness commences. Bottle polished off, scootal of Mathesh, death of Shengar. Early morning morning non-wake up of Shengar. Kanchana packs.

Return of Shengar and Kanchana to Toronto. Admission for MBA from U of Michigan at Ann Arbor. Whatte loulie! Rum and coke. Rum and coke. Rum and coke. Rum and coke. Rum and coke. Turn down job offers. Gearing up for reception. Open bar at reception. Muahahahahaha. Rum and coke. Rum and coke. rumandcokerumandcokerumandcokerumandcoke.

All things are loulie...

Sunday, May 07, 2006


Sevai. Rice with sambar. Rice and sambar and potato curry, curd rice. Bite of subway sandwich. No vadumangaa pickle.

Lodd says she and Negha weigh the same. Pfffft.


The moon is back.

Kishore's hands are full. With his hair. Lodd wants to be spared. And she cries. Ainnngnnhh...

What is the glue used in Post-its. Quai wants to know...

Its 100 seats each, but DMK is going to win. Coalition government. Bad for the state (junta) - Ling

Friday, May 05, 2006

Cape of Goodope

Absolutely top of the charts. Sample it here.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

The Real Cheetah Fight!

We spent the last weekend at a Cheetah and Serval Cats Rehabilitation and i witnessed the Real Cheetah Fight.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Inees for Mayor (of Durban)

He rules the city man and whatay loulee city! Full pull - be it Indian restaurant or uShaka marine world - he rocked the show. We did off hajaar things over 4 days of the easter weekend.

Gambling in a casino, drinks at a jazz bar on a wharf overlooking the Durban port, sooper Indian grub at Palki, saying hello to a pride of lions just 2 feet away from our cars, breathtaking drive along the Drakensberg mountain range, full dirt quad-biking at Sani Pass in Underberg, sexy home cooked lunch courtesy Mrs. S, shark diving at uShaka Marine world - in a tank full of ragged tooth sharks (that's our man and his better half up there), snorkeling in a pond filled with over 400 species of fish and one sand shark - one with the with the fish..., dolphin show, clubbing at Stones, amazing breakfast at Fortunes and Zaks, chill-out on the beach with beer and ice-cream for breakfast.

It was a total rich. All I can say is, Inees for mayor - him da man!

Full photos at my yahoo photo album

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Gems from kirket commentary

Sunil Gavaskar in Sharjah to Charles Colville, "Why do wicket keepers make good lovers?" Colville, "No Idea" Gavaskar, " Because they get up at the slightest opportunity."

Fred Trueman of Bomber Wells, " When he shouts "yes" for a run, it is merely the basis for further negotiations!" ( quoted in Dickie Bird's collection of anecdotes)

Harsha Bhogle on Narendra Hirwani, " If you make a team of all the number eleven batsmen in the world, Hirwani would still bat at number eleven!"

Raman Subba Row drops a catch of Fred Trueman at first slip...
RSS: "Sorry Fred, Should've kept my legs together." Fred: "Not you son, Your mother should've.." ( Quoted in Fred Trueman - by John Arlott and in many other books)

Doug Insole to Tony Lock after being bowled ( Lock had a suspect action) " Am I bowled or run out?" ( Brian Johnston - Rain Stops play)

Gatting to Gower during the 84-85 Eng Vs India series Gatt:" Should I get wider at cover, David?" Chris Cowdrey: "No mate, if you get any wider, you'll burst" (quoted in Gower - An autobiography and in Leading from the Front - by Mike Gatting.)

A Correspondant from the Telegraph on Bob Cunis, the NZ bowler " His bowling, like his name, is neither one thing nor the other." (Forgot the title of the book, but it's written by Henry Blofeld)

John Arlott on a Pakistani bowler...was it Salim Altaf? "His action is like that of Groucho Marx chasing a waitress" (Rain Stops play - Brian Johnston)

"Never again!" ( Sobers to customs offical when asked if "he had anything to declare" after losing the test to England)

Ian Chappell to Dennis Lillee during a World XI - Aus 'test' 1970 "If I wanted off spin, I would have brought on TJ" ( Terry Jenner) The next few balls were decidely faster!

n the second session of play last Sunday of the 3rd test between Australia and the West Indies at the SCG, Australia were going along well at 5/300 odd and David Gower had just moved into the Channel 9 commentary box. He said:"Border and Matthews are each on 69, and that's a pretty comfortable position for them both". Oh dear.

John Arlott was commentating and a batsman was struck "in the groin" on the fifth ball of the over. After a few minutes of rolling on the ground, he gets up and is ready to play. Arlott: And the batsman is ready to face now, one ball remaining...

The BEST one - "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willie" - John Arlott

Monday, April 17, 2006

daft | what a beautiful word

daft:Afflicted with or exhibiting irrationality and mental unsoundness

Brainsick, crazy, demented, disordered, distraught, dotty, insane, lunatic, mad, maniac, maniacal, mentally ill, moonstruck, off, touched, unbalanced, unsound, wrong. Informal bonkers, cracked, daffy, gaga, loony, bananas, batty, buggy, cuckoo, fruity, loco, nuts, nutty, screwy, and wacky.


Friday, March 31, 2006

Bikgang to rock Durban

Easter Weekend - Itenary for Mr. V.Prasad and young bloods

Day 1 - 14/04 - Drive from Centurion to Durban along the scenic N3 conecting Jo berg and Durban....Arrive at durban by noon..head to Sun Coast for Lunch, Gambling, Beach, Beer, Chicks (or lack of it is better).....By evening depart to Sibaya Zulu village to witness some traditional Zulu life style incuding a wild dance and naked chicks....Drinks , Dinner and Party at Krakatoa...

Day 2 - 15/04 - visit to Essenwood durban Flea Market....Head to Ushaka Marine World for Snorkelling, Shark Dives (Zambezi sharks and Ragged Toothed heros from Jaws).... Beach, Dolphinarium, Aquarium. Later in the evening head to Transafrican express on Durban Waterfront for Drinks and Dinner. Boys night out at Teazers (Durbans finest strip club

Day 3 - 16/04 - Depart early for a 3 hour drive to Drakensberg Garden Hotel. Hire Quad bikes (Bikgang that we are) and on our way to the Sani Pass Pub (Highest pub in Southern hemisphere). Drinks and Lunch at Sani pass pub. Cross the border into Lesotho for some fun and adventure. Drive back to Durban for dinner and drinks by the beach.

Day 4 - 17/04 - Visit to Victoria Street Market for curio shopping....Mr. V.Prasad and young bloods leave durban on a long drive back to centurion through the same scenic N3.

Ofcourse before Mr. V.Prasad reaches Durban he would have crossed many 'robots'.



Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Why's there no Moon?

In a rather disturbing development, there aint been no moon in Chennai for 10 days now. And its new moon day only today!

How do we know there's no moon? Well, we haven't seen one. Inspite of our best efforts to locate our celestial companion.

What can we do? To ensure that the moon's OK, anybody in any part of the world, who sights the moon in the next day or two (after the new moon day), please report. Then we'll know whether the problem is confined to Chennai or not.

After that what we'll do, I dont know. Hopefully the moon will surface by then.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

dear broudher, jai shankar iyer

dear broudher, jai shankar iyer

time you stopped to wander, as a louner

and find your made for each oudher

as we will wonder, nou and forever

you will make a smaller stouter


harr harr harr

that will make your father moudher and sister(s)

happy tougedher along with houdher

dear broudher.........

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Beggar with Leadership Qualities.....................

writes a poem for his better half!!

Here it goes...........................................................Abstract Poetry!!!!!!!

Houdher.....My Broudher.......
(Alomost).......Like a son to my Father and Moudher.........

Almost like a Broudher..
To my Sister(s)

Daughter of my Father and Moudher...

You are like a dear Broudher...
I wish you well in all you do

And one day I wish you a happy screw..
And one day when you do screw anoudher...

You know who wished you well....

Your Broudher.....

PS: As told by Self..even the spellings...!

Monday, March 20, 2006

Wht an apt name!!!

DIC-K to contest all 140 Assembly seats in Kerala

The Karunakaran-led Democratic Indira Congress on Monday ruled out going back to the Congress or fighting the Assembly elections in Kerala on the 'hand' symbol and said the DIC-K would field candidates in all the 140 constituencies....

More at:

It ends with

"When the DIC-K left the Congress 10 months ago, everyone said nothing would happen if Karunakaran left the party," he said.

- narahoo

Friday, March 17, 2006

Stupid yanks

Curtis Gokey isn't the kind of guy to take any guff from anyone — not even himself.
Gokey is suing the city of Lodi, Calif., for damages because a dump truck backed into his car.

The only problem is, Gokey, a Lodi city employee, was the guy driving the dump truck.
Even though he admitted that the fender bender was his fault, Gokey filed a $3,600 claim against the city for damage to his private vehicle, the Associated Press reports.
The city, noting that he was basically suing himself, shot the suit down.
But Gokey, obviously not one to be bothered by semantics, wasn't deterred. He and his wife, Rhonda, filed a new claim under her name — this time for $4,800.
Why the increase in the payout? Car got more valuable? Typo? Hardly.
"I'm not as nice as my husband is," she said.
But city attorney Steve Schwabauer isn't amused.,2933,188147,00.html

- narahoo

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Man marries Goat

Gross... but it was too funny, I couldn't resist.

"A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife".

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Village elders ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay dowry for the goat, because he had used it as his wife.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. "

Read full article here:

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

Movie : Operation Diamond Rocket
Lyric : Chi UdayaShankar
Music : GK Venkatesh
Voice : RajKumar

if you come today it's too early
if you come tomorrow it's too late
you pick the time tick tick tick tick tick tick
if you say morning no no it's not good
if you say evening no no it's too bad
if you say noon no no it's not the time
what did you say nothing oh it's all right
you pick the time tick tick tick tick tick tick
million times beating my heart
million dreams haunt my heart
million memories squeez my heart
million desires stinging my heart
you pick the time tick tick tick tick tick tick

long live kannada

long live dr.rajkumar

wah rich

timeproof beauty

Been dreaming abt this all my life!!!

OSLO: A woman thought she was in heaven when beer instead of water flowed from the taps in her apartment in west Norway.

"I turned on the tap to clean some knives and forks and beer came out," Haldis Gundersen said from her home in Kristiansund, west Norway. "We thought we were in heaven."

Beer in Norway is among the most expensive in the world with a 0.4 liter (0.7 pint) costing about 50 crowns ($7.48) in a bar.

Gundersen said she tried the beer but that it tasted a bit odd and was not fizzy.

It turned out that a worker in a bar two floors below had mixed up the pipes on Saturday evening, wrongly connecting a new barrel to a water pipe leading to Gundersen's flat. The bar got water in its beer taps.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

"life is shabby without you baby, gundello gubba gubba"

I have spotted the song that will, if not surpass at least be a worthy contender to "If you come today (the tick tick tick tick tick tick song)" :)

The title of this song is "life is shabby without you baby, gundello gubba gubba"! It's from the 1986 Telugu movie 'Padamati Sandhya Ragam' and has world-famous drummer Sivamani doing the honours on screen, with SPB as music director and playback singer. Here are some links about the movie/song:

I haven't been able to get the video although there were a couple of links .rm and BitTorrent files of the whole movie.

Whoever finds the video/audio gets 100/50 Bikang points! Happy Hunting!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Wotaymatch! Wotaymatch!

The best ODI - ever. And to think that I was just 40 Kms away! If only I had taken Inees' advice and made it there somehow - even though it was sold out.


Engineering college-la padichi Engineer aagalaam. Aana Presidency Collegela padichi president aaga mudiyuma?

Bus stop kitta wait pannina Bus varum... Full Stop kitta wait pannina Full varuma?

Airtel Mobile vachirundalum... Aircel Mobile vachirundalum... thumumbodhu Hutch -nu thaan satham Varum

Gold vachi gold chain pannalam ana cycle vachi cycle chain panna mudiyuma?

Nee evalo periya padipaliya irundhalum exam hall-la poi padikka mudiyadhu...

School testla bit adikkalaam... college testla bit adikkalaam... aanna blood testla bit adikka mudiyuma?

Enna thaan naai nandri ullatha irunthalum, athala Thank You solla mudiyathu!

Aayiram thaan irundhalum aayirathi onnu than perusu.

Kasu irundha call taxi. Kasu illaina kaal than taxi!

Kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum... Aana kovil mani nammala adicha raththam thaan varum.

Pant pottu muttipoda mudiyum, aanaa muttipottu pant poda mudiyumaa?

Friday, March 10, 2006

Friday, March 03, 2006

February - what a short month!

All that plus more only in about 24 days. Next time we'll aim for a longer month! Sorry for all the hangovers and thanks for the sore throat! :)


AXE and Honey out!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Speed addicts !!!!

1st March 2006 0110 hrs

Speed kills but thrills!!! Whatte wild nite...

Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door...

St. Peter (read Speed) opens those Pearly Gates!!

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Mapu, Khysore, do the deed, get the pics...

Whatte February!

Captain's food and dose of TT went down quite well!

End of my chronicling of parties, as reminded by Lodd (Its back to soberdom)

One clap to the 316s.


Sunday, February 26, 2006

Bikang Raises the Bar...

And goes to Mahabs for Sunday Dinner!

Rich!! Organised in Qualis and all. Thanks to Tane, no one has to be bothered about driving back, well...

Life gets better and better!!


PS: A Rao in the house, with many an evil arrack (Singala Pazhaya Saaraayam)

Friday, February 24, 2006

Time for a new layout?

PS Jain, P Sagarmal Jain, Psaignnn, Saigon, Heignnn, Peter Heignnn...

We need a sahasranamam to propitiate the gods of blog layout...

Visesh - time for a new look, don't you think?

Bikang dominates the Americans...

For further wedding pics featuring non-bikangers visit

Thursday, February 23, 2006


And who d've thot...
Party 6: Need we say more?

PS: Lodd, We know whats good for you...

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Flea

Inspired by Gorf's post on the pregnancy test video, here's a spoof ad for the I-Pod, that I stumbled upon. It's hilarious!

The Flea

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

vic the wandering prasad

torvic sadpra - bikangs blogfather
bangalore ?

where are you.......

Monday, February 20, 2006

Yennatthe Solla...

Party 4: Nice and quiet
Party 5: Anything but... (apparently)

1.75 ltrs of tequila to Real Grape Juice
Attempted Margarita to trip to Hotel Rainbow

If I think of party itself I'm getting smashed

SOS (Save Our Souls)

Friday, February 17, 2006

In view of marriage.....

I found the funniest example of a pregnancy test ever.

Watch, listen and die laughing....

P.S. You might have to turn up the volume, the soundtrack is rather subdued.

Thursday, February 16, 2006


(Mother cocked me)

2 shooters and several LIITs later, its officially MKed.

What is there...

Party count: 3, yeah yeah... BnB, wednesday, the 316s...

SOS (Same Old Shit)

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy { V } Day

Bikes all over
Its Valentines day
Lou is in the air

Beach house party pics

Some pics from the pre-wedding beach house party...

Sunday, February 12, 2006

dubai sheikh reporting

yo yo yo bikes
dubai sheikh reports
getting used to the place
will move in to house in a couple of weeks
tis getting ready
sharing accomodation is the scene
old monk rocks, yes even in dubai
Dubai Open starts shortly
the stadium is right opposite my office
bought myself tickets to watch federets ahassi and sharapova
more updates later

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Its a... its a... its a... its a... its a...


Wah Rage! Wah Kisor! Well done!!!

Its a party... life's a party, ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Boys gang and girls gang time to pool in and show the new born what she's gotten herself into!!

Thursday, January 19, 2006


Friday the 20th
2pm onwards
Khanna's Laughing Waters
Old Monk

'nuff said.

bye and a couple of good wishes

the reluctant traveller leaves
he wishes his twin a blissful married life
papa'z' and rage a louly parenthood
well done guys
and to the rest of you
so long then

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Ode to Old Monk

An original Bikang photo of the Official Bikang Drink. Cheers!

Photo Courtesy M.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Wretch uncle..Where are you!

Hey Wretch,

This is for you...
These are Boys ads taken from

*** Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.


***my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

***i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the maharani
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Bets Are On!!

Final Betting List....

Firstly the Rules!

** Parents-to-be and Family no Betting Allowed
** Minimum Amt Rs.500

Girls Gang

Wretch --- (+100)
Visesh -- (+101)
Muskaan - ( exception)
Lodd --- (+50)

Boys Gang

Sam ---- Whooping Rs.2000/- !!! WAH
Inis --- (+ 200)
Tonnniieee :)

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Thought for the Day

Happiness is here.... Are you?

Monday, January 09, 2006

Saturday, January 07, 2006

i am in

mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

lodd is in here

Here we go again !

Monday, January 02, 2006

Bestever Bikang Barbake

That's what it was. How we rocked it!

Best party on terrace since the '99 retro, according to Zeb.

Venue Committee: D&Z&Lodd
Theme based flex backdrops all over, lampshades, seating on mattresses, balloons, fancy 2 level bar counter. Terrace looked like terrace no more!

Food Committee: Self, me and ofcourse SAM
A self salad, sausages and hot dogs. Prawns, marinated bird and veggies, courtesy Sam.

Grillmaster: Tony and flown in from bangalore, just in time - Quai.

DJ: One and only, Onejubbs. Armed with DJ software and music from even RJ Dave.

Then partyo party. WAH! The dancing and drinking and people and fun and food and merry making and total and complete revelry had to be experienced.

2006 has got to be impressed with how Bikang rang it in!

Happy New Year, People!