The opposite of authors

I was downloading a host of free pdfs of classic works by famous authors and it got me thinking...What would their anto-nyms be?

Lewis Carroll - Lewis RockSong

Leo Tolstoy - Leo Shortstoy

Thomas More - Thomas Less

Edgar Allan Poe - Edgar Allan Vaa

Samuel Butler - Samuel Master

Oscar Wilde - Oscar Tame

Nicolo Machiavelli - Nicolo Machanaavelli

H. G. Wells - H. G. Pumps

Daniel Defoe - Daniel Defriend

D. H. Lawrence - D. H. Anarchyrence

The Brothers Grimm - The Brothers Gay

Hans Christian Andersen - Hans Antichristian Andersen

Salman Rushdie - Salman Tarrydie

V.S. Naipaul - V. S. Poonaipaul

Douglas Adams - Douglas Eves

Shobha De - Shobha Nite

William Shakespeare - William Stillpin

....adding to torvics gems

J R R Tolkein - J R R Shortkein

Kurt Vonnegut - Kurt Dontwannegut

Roald Dahl - Unroald Dahl

Isaac Asimov - Idontsac Asimov

Anne Rice - Anne Dal

Ayn Rand - Ayn Rupee

Amitav Ghosh - Imightnothave Ghosh

Stephen King - Stephen Queen

Michael Crichton - Michael Crichquintal

Arthur C Clarke - Arthur Dont See Charke

Frederick Forsyth - Fredrick Notforsyth

P G Woodehouse - P G Glasshouse

This one is extremely malleable

Sue Townsend - Dont Sue Townsend

Sue Townsend - Sue Villagesend

Sue Townsend - Sue Townget

......and finally

Sue Townsend - Dont SueVillageget