Sunday, December 31, 2006
New Year Party, anyone?
-s
Friday, December 08, 2006
Decemberrrr !!
Come of raaaa... the still is night young... we can salvage this one!!!
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Humko Enthu Maangtha...!
Cup trophy probables:
Jubbs
Stairam
Druck
Zeb
Tane
Vik
Hui
Arjun
Bulavar
Vic P
Self
Joy
Narendra (such is life!)
L blaze
Hammer
Boney
Grahul
Andy
Moi
Lex?
Quai?
Bawb?
Mohan?
Venkat?
Ramesh?
Anand?
Nishanth?
Staisanth?
Add on...
Peacefully there are 4 teams. 6 league matches. 2 Semis. 1 Finals. Starting 26th. Tony insists that the finals be on 31st. But I say 30th, purely for logistical reasons. Prize distribution and New year's party on Top T. We'll get off chief guest. Sara? Sam?? Viraj, again???
Put committee, get captains, pick teams, make rules, while I prepare the pitch and the ground and inform all concerned.
Cup trophy to be flagged off at Christmas party, chez moi.
Zeb, Arumugam, Murugan, T shirt alert!!
Okayyy..., where is the trophy? With D&Z, I suspect and hope, ever so fondly...
BTW, 17th Deep Purple in Blore, I'm there anyways, who else is??
Friday, December 01, 2006
Its Back!!!
December is here, Negha has taken first steps, we have realized we can play musich on X Box, too much excitement only!
Children, Cup Trophy?
Friday, November 17, 2006
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Effeth Revival
It has been a long time since some nonsense has been perpetrated, so here goes:
A few days ago, the wife decided to go to the local Indian store and check out what movies were available on DVD. She noticed the world-famous "Kadhal FM", and remembering that Jubbs and Self worked on it, rented the movie. Having seen this excresence once, and knowing that once was enough, I refused to watch the movie. The boss of the household informed me that I had to watch the songs becuase my friends had worked on the movie. So watch the songs we did. And that's when we found the ultimate zinger. IT COMES WITH SUBTITLES!
Reproduced below, for your reading pleasure are the subtitles for the songs "Kadhal FM" and "Un Udalile". Enjoy!
Aadam Eval
This is your 'Love Love' programme
I am waiting for your calls
Lovers may dial 24....
We'll discuss about your romantic experiences
Why about romance?
You may ask
For all lovers....
Shall we listen?
Apple mediated love in Adam-Eve's generation
Dove mediated love in Hyder Ali's generation
Shyness mediated love in grandparents' generation
Letters mediated love in parents' generation
But to mediate love in our generation....
We've 'Love FM'
We've 'Love FM'
It is a good song, whenever I hear this song I become happier
-What song you want?
-You are now listening to...
Love FM, love FM
College romance starts with 'Hi!' and ends with 'Bye!'
If love starts in 'booth' and ends in 'river bank' then it is village romance
If it involves 'scotch' and 'kisses' then it is romance of the rich
If the last seat is seeked then it is romance of the poor
All loving couples are united by...
All loving couples are united by...
Love FM love
Greetings!
Who is the caller?
--I am Sweta from Perambur
-Sweta whom do you love?
If angels come clad in white It's Bharathiraja's style of romance
If visuals dominates dialogues It's Mani Ratnam's style of romance
If it involves graphics It's Shankar's style of romance
If it involves teenage lovers It's Selvaraghavan's style of romance
It is a cocktail of all loving hearts
Love FM love
Un Udalile
Shall I let my soul into your body to seek you?
Allow my youth into your body and come to love
You touched and tortured me vocally
Why do you throw stones on my yearning heart?
You try to pluck my eye flowers
You try to munch me gently
When do you close your eyes my love would knock at your doors
You should open your eyes and give me a love glance
My ten fingers would make a journey on your beautiful body
During the journey, my finger prints would become a rainbow
If your hands plays my tresses like a veena (musical instrument)...
...my tender body would scatter into pieces
Your hot perspirations would flow like holy water in my body
Put out the fire of desire with your kisses
My garments dissolved with the touch of your hands
Your mustache disappeared on drowning in my tresses
You have lit inside the match box
Where have you bundled and thrown your fear and shyness?
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Monday, November 06, 2006
'Borat' Earns Glorious $26.4M in Debut
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Not Rare
"BELLEVUE, Wash. - Amanda Brisendine attributed the 30 pounds she gained in the past year to an abandoned smoking habit and rich food. So when she went to the hospital with sharp stomach pain, she wasn't expecting to leave with a newborn son
"I don't know how I didn't know. I just didn't know," Brisendine said Tuesday from her bed at Overlake Medical Center's Birthing Center, where she delivered Alexander Joseph Britt by Caesarean section.
Doctors agree her case is not rare.
..."
NOT RARE??!!! WTF?!!
I am worried for our species.
Monday, October 23, 2006
F1 ain't the same no more
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Yais Comeeen!
Bloggers set not seting preblam
Cheked the internath is working ok
Posting the srevies tormor morning fast cool
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Friday, August 25, 2006
Rockin' in Seattle
Drums God Caddy before he got hit-on by a female fan with the line: "You deserve a night of great sex and good sleep" !!!
We are not worthee!
Full photos uploaded to my Yahoo Photos album. Rock On!
\m/
P.S. On the drive back from Seattle to San Jose, Caddy, Labdee and I (i.e. myself not I, i.e. me not Self) became the unfortunate discoverers of certain beverages served at a gas station in Oregon that we decided to name 'Cacaffee and Piss Chocolate'!
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Cute Overload
Because sometimes you just need to look at pictures of kittens. Or farm animals. Or hedgehogs.
I thought it wasn't possible...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc
Watch it and die a slow death....
Monday, August 21, 2006
Snakes on a Muthaf@#%kin' Plane!
Goats on a Boat
Fish on a Rollercoaster
Cheetahs on a Wheelchair
Sharks on a Bicycle
Frogs on a Pedestrian
Hyenas on a Ship
Birds on a Autorickshaw
Cats on a Train
Monkeys on a Car (I know you've seen this one)
Bikangers on a TopT
Friday, August 18, 2006
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Monday, August 14, 2006
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Truck crashes in Texas, spilling animals!
read more : http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110AP_Penguin_Spill.html
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
Hasselhoff Not Drunk
Publicist: Hasselhoff Was Sick, Not Drunk
Jul 27, 12:45 PM EST
The Associated Press
"LONDON -- A spokesperson for David Hasselhoff denied a report Thursday that the former "Baywatch" and "Knight Rider" star had been turned away from a
British Airways flight because he was drunk.Judy Katz, the actor's publicist, called the story by the tabloid Sun "totally untrue."Katz said Hasselhoff had not been drinking, but felt unwell after taking some medication for a recent arm injury and wasn't able to get on a flight Wednesday from Heathrow Airport to Los Angeles.
The Sun reported the actor had been told he could not board the flight because he was drunk. Witnesses told the newspaper Hasselhoff appeared to have trouble standing and told staff he was upset about his divorce from Pamela Bach. The divorce was finalized Wednesday in a Los Angeles court. Hasselhoff, 54, was allowed to get on a later flight, the newspaper said.
The airline said only that a male passenger had been refused boarding after he was deemed unfit to travel.
"They gave him some strong antibiotics and he got sick at the airport," Katz said. "He couldn't get on the plane. It was his choice. He got on the later flight."
Last month, the actor sliced four tendons and an artery in a shaving accident at his London hotel.
Earlier this month, there were press reports that an intoxicated Hasselhoff had to be removed from the All England Club, which presents the Wimbledon tennis championships. He denied the claim. "
Shaving accident?! Hmm...
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
CHUCK THIS OUT !!!
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
... my god, what have i been missing... hyawwathaaaaaaaaaaaa (chop chop)
peace
z
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Monday, July 10, 2006
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Monday, June 26, 2006
Might be useful....
http://www.buzzsurf.com/surfatwork/
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Friday, June 16, 2006
Thursday, June 15, 2006
NEW MEDIA CELEB
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/msid-1648567,curpg-2.cms
Rough
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
TAAQ Plan B
Thermal And A Quarter have released a new album and its freely downloadable. Neat. Check it out at:
http://www.thermalandaquarter.com/planBAbout.html
(I'll bring a copy with me this wknd.)
Monday, June 12, 2006
Sunday, June 11, 2006
3 things
- David Beckhams free kicks are so good that everyone wants to score goals, whether you are playing with or against him.
- Shaka Hislop is GOD.
- Argentina v/s Ivory Coast – 90+ minutes of beautiful football.
3 Other things:
- Ok, so whats with Miloslav Klose and the World Cup, bah! Wtf!
- Ivory Coast is going to make some countries feel real bad.
- Sweden amazingly has not won any of their opening matches since 1958.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
It's that time of the year again...
Last year, I trained poorly and yet completed all but 13 miles of the course. This year, I have trained even less and there are three stages of 80+ miles. I am going to die on the mountain. Please send flowers to my funeral. I prefer white lilies.
Unfortunately for my new bride, she didn't know what she was getting into when she said, "That sounds like fun! I'll do it this year with you." So we bought her a bike and she trained as little as I did. I guess the young only learn by experience.
This year's tour features Clueless Wife, The Old Man, Old Man Winter and yours truly. Clueless Wife is starting to feel jittery about the tour. The Old Man is scoffing at the route because he has trained twice as much as the training schedule calls for. Old Man Winter is grumpy about having to do the tour. I started having minor heart attacks after seeing the elevation profiles. We will be covering 419 miles in 6 days, most of which I intend to be on my back in an ambulance or on a stretcher. Check out the tour route and elevation profiles at
http://www.ridetherockies.com/default.asp?page=route
Wish me luck. I'm going to need a lot of it. This is going to be as hard as Self sticking to a new diet.
Thursday, May 25, 2006
The one true Pulasthicator
Friday, May 19, 2006
Our friends the tongue-twisters...
Cabdee
Laddie
Candy
Labby
Clabdee
Any other variations out there? Suggestions invited...
Thursday, May 18, 2006
its a revival of endless laughter
all ye fans of the legendary tabartor, bijroth, lifafi, phunzagra and one more.
world famous RAJ COMICS of Nagraj fame has a wesbite, all their heroes with vital statistics and their allies enemies, anemas, are all in there waiting to be discovered.
please discover and die laughing
http://www.rajcomics.com/HEROES.HTM
peace
\m/
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Heap big happenings!
The Dees are spotted! True Fun shack behaviour. Arrival at house of Dees. One oms. Some oyins. Reminiscence of lost days. Scopal of Caddy's V-Session drum kit! Cookal of chicken curry. Uber-kaaram. Mild music. Steely Dan. One oms. Meals. X-box based racing. The glorious nonexistence of Shengar's racing skills. Death of Kanchana. Some oyins. X-box based tennis. Repeat of glorious suck-fest. One oms. Some oyins. Video goodness. OD in Kodi. Emergency munchies. Parotta and chicken curry. Shengar, Ca and Labdee conduct instant intake of grub. Kanchana much amused. More video goodness. Interview of his-own and upe leading up to Efeth audio release. Jubbs on stage. Inees interview hilarity. 5 am. Some oyins. Global death. Early morning (noon). Continued death of Dees. Shengar cheats and calls both their cell phones. Muahahaha. Off to Denny's diner for breaker. Coffee, omelettes. Discussion of omelettes, eggs and tubers of Koramangala. Return to Dee's Fun Shack. One oms. Mega-pulasthicator. Relax. Music. Plans made for next Bikang video. Bikang clan forms scootang clan. Whatte loulie!
Meeting of Shengars and Matheshs for lunch. Singaporean/Malaysian/Indonesian/tiny asian country restaurant. Beer. Mojitos. Beer. Mild food. Wives chat. Husbands drink. Plans are made for evening. More interview goodness. Shengar gets email from various universities. spends half a day crafting replies. Evening arrives. Mathesh arrives. WITH OLD MONK!!!! Old Monk-iness commences. Bottle polished off, scootal of Mathesh, death of Shengar. Early morning morning non-wake up of Shengar. Kanchana packs.
Return of Shengar and Kanchana to Toronto. Admission for MBA from U of Michigan at Ann Arbor. Whatte loulie! Rum and coke. Rum and coke. Rum and coke. Rum and coke. Rum and coke. Turn down job offers. Gearing up for reception. Open bar at reception. Muahahahahaha. Rum and coke. Rum and coke. rumandcokerumandcokerumandcokerumandcoke.
All things are loulie...
Monday, May 15, 2006
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Postbyling
Lodd says she and Negha weigh the same. Pfffft.
Kham.
The moon is back.
Kishore's hands are full. With his hair. Lodd wants to be spared. And she cries. Ainnngnnhh...
What is the glue used in Post-its. Quai wants to know...
Its 100 seats each, but DMK is going to win. Coalition government. Bad for the state (junta) - Ling
Friday, May 05, 2006
Monday, May 01, 2006
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Inees for Mayor (of Durban)
He rules the city man and whatay loulee city! Full pull - be it Indian restaurant or uShaka marine world - he rocked the show. We did off hajaar things over 4 days of the easter weekend.
Gambling in a casino, drinks at a jazz bar on a wharf overlooking the Durban port, sooper Indian grub at Palki, saying hello to a pride of lions just 2 feet away from our cars, breathtaking drive along the Drakensberg mountain range, full dirt quad-biking at Sani Pass in Underberg, sexy home cooked lunch courtesy Mrs. S, shark diving at uShaka Marine world - in a tank full of ragged tooth sharks (that's our man and his better half up there), snorkeling in a pond filled with over 400 species of fish and one sand shark - one with the fish...one with the fish..., dolphin show, clubbing at Stones, amazing breakfast at Fortunes and Zaks, chill-out on the beach with beer and ice-cream for breakfast.
It was a total rich. All I can say is, Inees for mayor - him da man!
Full photos at my yahoo photo album
Monday, April 17, 2006
daft | what a beautiful word
Brainsick, crazy, demented, disordered, distraught, dotty, insane, lunatic, mad, maniac, maniacal, mentally ill, moonstruck, off, touched, unbalanced, unsound, wrong. Informal bonkers, cracked, daffy, gaga, loony, bananas, batty, buggy, cuckoo, fruity, loco, nuts, nutty, screwy, and wacky.
use.laugh.enjoy
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Why's there no Moon?
How do we know there's no moon? Well, we haven't seen one. Inspite of our best efforts to locate our celestial companion.
What can we do? To ensure that the moon's OK, anybody in any part of the world, who sights the moon in the next day or two (after the new moon day), please report. Then we'll know whether the problem is confined to Chennai or not.
After that what we'll do, I dont know. Hopefully the moon will surface by then.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
dear broudher, jai shankar iyer
dear broudher, jai shankar iyer
time you stopped to wander, as a louner
and find your made for each oudher
as we will wonder, nou and forever
you will make a smaller stouter
JUNIOR
harr harr harr
that will make your father moudher and sister(s)
happy tougedher along with houdher
dear broudher.........
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Man marries Goat
"A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife".
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Village elders ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay dowry for the goat, because he had used it as his wife.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. "
Read full article here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
Lyric : Chi UdayaShankar
Music : GK Venkatesh
Voice : RajKumar
if you come today it's too early
if you come tomorrow it's too late
you pick the time tick tick tick tick tick tick
darling
if you say morning no no it's not good
if you say evening no no it's too bad
if you say noon no no it's not the time
what did you say nothing oh it's all right
you pick the time tick tick tick tick tick tick
darling
million times beating my heart
million dreams haunt my heart
million memories squeez my heart
million desires stinging my heart
you pick the time tick tick tick tick tick tick
darling
long live kannada
long live dr.rajkumar
wah rich
timeproof beauty
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
"life is shabby without you baby, gundello gubba gubba"
The title of this song is "life is shabby without you baby, gundello gubba gubba"! It's from the 1986 Telugu movie 'Padamati Sandhya Ragam' and has world-famous drummer Sivamani doing the honours on screen, with SPB as music director and playback singer. Here are some links about the movie/song:
http://www.ghantasala.info/tfs/cdata1f85.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251919/
http://www.telugucinema.com/c/stars/Jandhyala_Songs.shtml
I haven't been able to get the video although there were a couple of links .rm and BitTorrent files of the whole movie.
Whoever finds the video/audio gets 100/50 Bikang points! Happy Hunting!
Monday, March 13, 2006
Wotaymatch! Wotaymatch!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/4799650.stm
The best ODI - ever. And to think that I was just 40 Kms away! If only I had taken Inees' advice and made it there somehow - even though it was sold out.
Thathuvam
Bus stop kitta wait pannina Bus varum... Full Stop kitta wait pannina Full varuma?
Airtel Mobile vachirundalum... Aircel Mobile vachirundalum... thumumbodhu Hutch -nu thaan satham Varum
Gold vachi gold chain pannalam ana cycle vachi cycle chain panna mudiyuma?
Nee evalo periya padipaliya irundhalum exam hall-la poi padikka mudiyadhu...
School testla bit adikkalaam... college testla bit adikkalaam... aanna blood testla bit adikka mudiyuma?
Enna thaan naai nandri ullatha irunthalum, athala Thank You solla mudiyathu!
Aayiram thaan irundhalum aayirathi onnu than perusu.
Kasu irundha call taxi. Kasu illaina kaal than taxi!
Kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum... Aana kovil mani nammala adicha raththam thaan varum.
Pant pottu muttipoda mudiyum, aanaa muttipottu pant poda mudiyumaa?
Saturday, March 11, 2006
Restaurant at the end of the Hartbeespoortdam
and for the record, Ostrich meat is nothing like Chicken! bwah
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich
http://www.ostrichesonline.com/meat/meatindex.html
Friday, March 10, 2006
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door...
And the rest, as they say, is history.
Mapu, Khysore, do the deed, get the pics...
Whatte February!
Captain's food and dose of TT went down quite well!
End of my chronicling of parties, as reminded by Lodd (Its back to soberdom)
One clap to the 316s.
PS: PARTY SEVEN
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Bikang Raises the Bar...
Rich!! Organised in Qualis and all. Thanks to Tane, no one has to be bothered about driving back, well...
Life gets better and better!!
Ooooo...
PS: A Rao in the house, with many an evil arrack (Singala Pazhaya Saaraayam)
Friday, February 24, 2006
Time for a new layout?
We need a sahasranamam to propitiate the gods of blog layout...
Visesh - time for a new look, don't you think?
Bikang dominates the Americans...
For further wedding pics featuring non-bikangers visit
http://gorf.zrox.net/Photos/Wedding/Wedding.html
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Monday, February 20, 2006
Yennatthe Solla...
Party 5: Anything but... (apparently)
1.75 ltrs of tequila to Real Grape Juice
Attempted Margarita to trip to Hotel Rainbow
If I think of party itself I'm getting smashed
SOS (Save Our Souls)
Friday, February 17, 2006
Thursday, February 16, 2006
MKM
2 shooters and several LIITs later, its officially MKed.
What is there...
Party count: 3, yeah yeah... BnB, wednesday, the 316s...
SOS (Same Old Shit)
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Beach house party pics
http://gorf.zrox.net/Photos/Beachhouse2006/Beachhouse2006.html
Sunday, February 12, 2006
dubai sheikh reporting
old monk rocks, yes even in dubai
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Friday, January 20, 2006
Thursday, January 19, 2006
bye and a couple of good wishes
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Monday, January 09, 2006
Saturday, January 07, 2006
Monday, January 02, 2006
Bestever Bikang Barbake
Best party on terrace since the '99 retro, according to Zeb.
Venue Committee: D&Z&Lodd
Theme based flex backdrops all over, lampshades, seating on mattresses, balloons, fancy 2 level bar counter. Terrace looked like terrace no more!
Food Committee: Self, me and ofcourse SAM
A self salad, sausages and hot dogs. Prawns, marinated bird and veggies, courtesy Sam.
Booze!
Grillmaster: Tony and flown in from bangalore, just in time - Quai.
DJ: One and only, Onejubbs. Armed with DJ software and music from even RJ Dave.
Then partyo party. WAH! The dancing and drinking and people and fun and food and merry making and total and complete revelry had to be experienced.
2006 has got to be impressed with how Bikang rang it in!
Happy New Year, People!